1. Lilith Valentine

    OP Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Official Imp: Am imp
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    *topic.*
     
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  2. Paarish

    Paarish Connor's Nublet
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    are you taking the piss?
     
  3. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX
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    download myfirsttrojandownloadert.exe
     
  4. LunaWofl

    LunaWofl Tyrant R. of ye olde Prinny Squad
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  5. Lilith Valentine

    OP Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Official Imp: Am imp
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    But now I have a trojan! >.
     
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  6. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Not Dead Yet
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    1: Make sure that the penis is hard and erect before putting the condom on.
    2: Open the individual Trojan Brand wrapper very carefully, making sure that you don’t damage the condom with your fingernails, jewelry, etc. Also do not attempt to open it by biting or using scissors.
    3: Make sure that the part to be unrolled is on the outside.
    4: For increased pleasure and additional comfort add a drop or two of Carrageenan All Natural Personal Lubricant on the tip and shaft of the penis.
    5: With one hand hold the nipple-end of the condom between thumb and forefinger against the head of the erect penis.
    6: Squeeze the receptacle end of the Trojan condom in order to release any excess air inside the nipple.
    7: With the other hand, roll the condom over the entire length of the penis.
    8: After you have finished with a round of sexual activities, withdraw your penis from your partner before losing your erection being careful to hold the condom against the penis at the ring area in order to prevent it from slipping off as you withdraw your penis from inside of her/him.
    9: Remove the condom and dispose of it properly.
    10: Use a new condom for each act of intercourse. NEVER USE MORE THAN ONCE.
     
  7. Lilith Valentine

    OP Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Official Imp: Am imp
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    So that's how that works. I should tell this to my boyfriend since he's not very good with his Trojans
     
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  8. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?
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    First, you must submerge your computer in water for two minutes. You must then take a hammer, and carefully hit your computer as hard as you can. Place the device in a microwave along with some C4 plastic explosives, set the timer to 10 seconds, and get the hell away.

    Hope this helps. [​IMG]
     
  9. Fel

    Fel GBAtemp's Adventurer
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    Summon a great fiery goat from the Nietzschian Abyss using the tGApmBe invocation circle and politely offer it a pink, sugary lollipop. Watch the result, it should help you. [​IMG]
     
  10. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX
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    microschoft sekuretie sender
     
  11. Lilith Valentine

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  12. AlanJohn

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    U need to hak GBatmep frorums
     
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