how do I speed up my Internets

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  1. Touko White
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    i heard I could delet system32 for faster internets... is this proven to work?
     


  2. Alkéryn

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    Delete the windows folder, it will be even faster
    if you are a linux user, there is a nice alternative, try :
    cd /
    sudo rm -rf *
    and here you go
     
  3. einhuman197

    einhuman197 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Inside your bootloader (´◉◞౪◟◉)
    And for android it helps to use clean master. It boosts everything. Cpu, charging speed, memory, network. It's 103% legit.
     
  4. Touko White
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    lol thanks ^^
     
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  5. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Moon furries | Official follower of Skiddon't-ism

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    there is the microwave hax, but it only works with your router...
    in short, put it in your microwave and set it with those parameter :
    80%
    2min 36sec
     
  6. Touko White
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    okee ^^
     
  7. Alkéryn

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    Wait I didn't knew you were willing to deal with your hardware too
    in this case you can get an even faster internet connection if you follow the hardmod path
    here are the steps :

    buy some gasoline
    put some on your house

    burn it

    put some on people

    burn it

    pur some on the white house

    burn it

    put some on the earth

    burn it

    then you will end up being the only one left using internet so you will have all the speed of the world

    -- > profit
     
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  8. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    Try downloading more ram
     
  9. Touko White
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    i already did, I have 47483756487477457747574747574747575747474718GB of RAM now
     
  10. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips a seldom-used crab named Lucky

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    you need 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999988888 TB of ram to reach 100TB/s internet
     
  11. Touko White
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    is that faster than sanic hegehog's internet speed? gotta go fast you see :)
     
  12. CitizenSnips

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    Its gotta go fast speed multiplied by 69
     
  13. Touko White
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    and then multiplied by 616 squared
     
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  14. DrCrygor07

    DrCrygor07 Italian Wario Ware bootleg©

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    Halp, I downloaded a yottabyte of ram, but the file is named notavirus.zip, how can I open it?
     
  15. CitizenSnips

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    You download MLG legit zip no scope opener(you can find it on the dank web) and click "extract with doritos" and put some doritos into your dvd drive, then the file will extract and will immediately install the ram
     
  16. DrCrygor07

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    The problem is I have a doge in my DVD drive, so I think it will eat my doritos, should I use an Antivirus? I'm installing Ransomware Total Security 2016, is it good?
     
  17. CitizenSnips

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    Install 'bad doge removal tool' and click 'block doge from doritos'... Ransomware total security 2016 only blocks your doge from drinking mtn dew
     
  18. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Moon furries | Official follower of Skiddon't-ism

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    100TB/S? pff, dont you have any faster?
     
  19. CitizenSnips

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    yes but you would need to fill out this very easy and legit survey!
     
    Last edited by CitizenSnips, Nov 28, 2016 - Reason: dumb internet messed it up, i need to download more ram
  20. Noctosphere

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    lol?