How do I do something funny in this situation?

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I got a voice message from someone who thinks I'm someone named Shannon. She wants Shannon to refrain texting to her husband, I wanna reply with something fun and then I can sum it up revealing I'm not Shannon after all! HELP
 

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As fun as this sounds, you could be giving someone a really bad day. Bitches be crazy and only see red. So when the guy in the relationship is telling ol' bitchy "I don't know what you're talking about" she'll likely not believe him, and depending if the situation and health of the relationship, you could be ruining someone's night you didn't intend to hurt, or worse, end a relationship.

Now that I explained potential consequences, if I had no remorse, I'd just go along with the charade and reply with something like "But he likes it when I text him"
 
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Hi, thank you for calling me. I need some clarification on your message, please call me at 1-800-IAMNOTSHANNON or 1-888-UCALLEDWRONGNUMBER. Thank you.
 

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I got a voice message from someone who thinks I'm someone named Shannon. She wants Shannon to refrain texting to her husband, I wanna reply with something fun and then I can sum it up revealing I'm not Shannon after all! HELP
"This must be your lucky day - I might be able to help you. I'm afraid that if you want this Shannon quiet, I'm going to need her address. Her usual routes would be nice, too... She'll stop texting. Leave the directions and an envelope in the orange bin at *insert location*, if you have this number then you know the cost. Signed, Friend of a Friend"
 

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