how do i defend myself from a bear

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there is a bear on my street, and my dogs might have to go outside, so i have to guard them, for my weapon if ever it see's me, and starts running at me, do i take an axe (which is not very sharp) , or a airsoft that runs of compressed air?
 
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by the way i have weak arms
Do some arm curls and punch the bear in the face.

If this is an actual serious question do not even try and go near a bear, they do not give a shit and will fuck you up. If you are really worried have you actually contacted the authorities? Some places get troublesome bears and relocate them.

Also carry bear mace, but that sometimes has little affect.
 

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Do some arm curls and punch the bear in the face.

If this is an actual serious question do not even try and go near a bear, they do not give a shit and will fuck you up. If you are really worried have you actually contacted the authorities? Some places get troublesome bears and relocate them.

Also carry bear mace, but that sometimes has little affect.
yeah, i was able to go outside, i didnt see the bear luckily, but i will still try not to go outside anymore.
 
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if I ever saw a bear on the street, I probably question moving too... or maybe, what it taste like. Doubt many people ever had bear meat. :ninja:

Of the more carnivorous animals out there in the world then bear meat is one of the more enjoyed meats and generally considered quite tasty as these things go if you get the right one.
It is fairly hard to prepare and if you get it wrong/it goes off it will mess you up something fierce (not just squirts for a day or two, you are having an awful year)

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesal...y-the-invasivores-havent-pounced-on-bear-meat
 

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Of the more carnivorous animals out there in the world then bear meat is one of the more enjoyed meats and generally considered quite tasty as these things go if you get the right one.
It is fairly hard to prepare and if you get it wrong/it goes off it will mess you up something fierce (not just squirts for a day or two, you are having an awful year)

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesal...y-the-invasivores-havent-pounced-on-bear-meat
Seems more tricky than moose or deer meat, or even emu eggs. :blink:
 
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