How could I write like an AI

[kijetesantakalu042]

I thought it'd be funny to write something in the style of an AI. What patterns do you see in AI writing?

 

[Veho]

Repeating and rewording the same two-three pieces of info a million ways to bulk up the text and turn the title into a full page of text.

 

[Xdqwerty]

Dunno well how to describe it but here is a clearly Ai generated reply to a thread I mandé a while ago as an example:

Replit is an amazing platform for mastering programming skills. It offers the convenience of creating, executing, and distributing code in multiple languages without the need for any installations on your computer. Additionally, you can engage in collaborative coding sessions with fellow programmers, become part of vibrant online communities, and take part in exciting challenges. While Replit provides free access to its fundamental features, you also have the option to upgrade to a premium plan for enhanced storage, privacy, and customization options. Whether you're a novice or an expert coder, I highly recommend Replit for its user-friendly interface, versatility, and enjoyable experience.

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Dunno well how to describe it but here is a clearly Ai generated reply to a thread I mandé a while ago as an example:

Replit is an amazing platform for mastering programming skills. It offers the convenience of creating, executing, and distributing code in multiple languages without the need for any installations on your computer. Additionally, you can engage in collaborative coding sessions with fellow programmers, become part of vibrant online communities, and take part in exciting challenges. While Replit provides free access to its fundamental features, you also have the option to upgrade to a premium plan for enhanced storage, privacy, and customization options. Whether you're a novice or an expert coder, I highly recommend Replit for its user-friendly interface, versatility, and enjoyable experience.

I think it's the kind of casual kind of formal type of speech they use.

I highly recommend Replit for its user-friendly interface, versatility, and enjoyable experience.

The way it is using keywords feels like a sponsored ad read.

 

[VinsCool]

Having ADHD or being on the Autism Spectrum (or both for good measure) is the most efficient way to make people think you are a sentient AI.

 

[OilFreak]

Here are some ways you can write more like an AI:

• Wrap every paragraph into a neat little bow: AI such as Chat GPT generate one paragraph at a time. Typically, AI will conclude each paragraph, or ask a follow up question. This is completely different from how humans write.
• Avoid referring to yourself: AI primarily relays information, and only refers to itself when the person it's speaking to prompts it to. Try to relay information as much as possible. You can also avoid referring to an individual person you're speaking to. Instead, refer to multiple people.
• Make lists: AI tends to make lists, as it is designed to relay information. Try to come up with short listicles often.
• Make up information: If information isn't front and center when you Google it, make it up. You can even ask an AI for information it doesn't have, and use the data it fabricates.
• Follow proper grammar: AI always follows proper grammar. Typos and spelling mistakes will easily alert readers that you're a human.

While pretending to be an AI can be fun, it's important to remember to do so while following ethical guidelines. Have fun!

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Here are some ways you can write more like an AI:

• Wrap every paragraph into a neat little bow: AI such as Chat GPT generate one paragraph at a time. Typically, AI will conclude each paragraph, or ask a follow up question. This is completely different from how humans write.
• Avoid referring to yourself: AI primarily relays information, and only refers to itself when the person it's speaking to prompts it to. Try to relay information as much as possible. You can also avoid referring to an individual person you're speaking to. Instead, refer to multiple people.
• Make lists: AI tends to make lists, as it is designed to relay information. Try to come up with short listicles often.
• Make up information: If information isn't front and center when you Google it, make it up. You can even ask an AI for information it doesn't have, and use the data it fabricates.
• Follow proper grammar: AI always follows proper grammar. Typos and spelling mistakes will easily alert readers that you're a human.

While pretending to be an AI can be fun, it's important to remember to do so while following ethical guidelines. Have fun!

That is so written by chat gpt

 

[Lostbhoy]

ai wants to be like people now we have people wanting to be like ai? What kind of circle of hell is this??

Why would you want to type like ai anyway? Sounds shifty to me...

 

[Xdqwerty]

That is so written by chat gpt

Only chatgpt knew how to talk like itself

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

ai wants to be like people now we have people wanting to be like ai? What kind of circle of hell is this??

Why would you want to type like ai anyway? Sounds shifty to me...

I want to write something satirical (jokingly) trying to convince people that AI isn't going to take over the world from the perspective of ai.

Believe me, it is shifty.

 

[OilFreak]

That is so written by chat gpt

I'm flattered

Post automatically merged: Nov 11, 2024

Only chatgpt knew how to talk like itself

Double so

Post automatically merged: Nov 11, 2024

Oh my god I just asked chatGPT how to write like an AI and it came up with several of the points I made. I might be an AI.

 

[smilodon]

Use some words that AI love to use for some reason.

Source : https://arstechnica.com/ai/2024/07/the-telltale-words-that-could-identify-generative-ai-text/

 

[ciro64]

SOCIAL PATTERN RECOGNITION DRIVER NOT FOUND. PLEASE INSTALL THE CORRECT CD.

 

[RAHelllord]

The best way to write like an ai is to just stack as many spectrums as you can, autism, ADHD, the internet service company, etc.
Write vaguely polite but in a very customer service oriented way, overdescribe everything in a very technical way, use the most niche synonym for any word you can (the more obscure the better), write every thought multiple times (preferably forget the start of your sentence by the time you reach the middle), be confident and double check nothing, contradict yourself and others as you see fit, admit nothing, invent information as you see fit.

 

[tmnr1992]

Ask ChatGPT.

 

[natakuy]

A very important part is using bullet points when answering anything resembling a question. Basically just copy this the structure of this AI post (which even tells you to do the same thing):

Here are some ways you can write more like an AI:

• Wrap every paragraph into a neat little bow: AI such as Chat GPT generate one paragraph at a time. Typically, AI will conclude each paragraph, or ask a follow up question. This is completely different from how humans write.
• Avoid referring to yourself: AI primarily relays information, and only refers to itself when the person it's speaking to prompts it to. Try to relay information as much as possible. You can also avoid referring to an individual person you're speaking to. Instead, refer to multiple people.
• Make lists: AI tends to make lists, as it is designed to relay information. Try to come up with short listicles often.
• Make up information: If information isn't front and center when you Google it, make it up. You can even ask an AI for information it doesn't have, and use the data it fabricates.
• Follow proper grammar: AI always follows proper grammar. Typos and spelling mistakes will easily alert readers that you're a human.

While pretending to be an AI can be fun, it's important to remember to do so while following ethical guidelines. Have fun!

 

[Viri]

AI videos are like watching an episode of your dream. They're weird as hell, but a "dream" is the best way I can think of to describe them.

Spoiler

 

[SylverReZ]

Having ADHD or being on the Autism Spectrum (or both for good measure) is the most efficient way to make people think you are a sentient AI.

Depends on which part of the Autism Spectrum you're on.

 

[bonkmaykr]

Just imagine that you are a butler working for a very old soccer grandma.

 

[The_Dizzy_Vizzy]

I thought it'd be funny to write something in the style of an AI. What patterns do you see in AI writing?

Just shove a pair of jumper cables up your ass and START WRITING!!!

Post automatically merged: Nov 25, 2024

Dunno well how to describe it but here is a clearly Ai generated reply to a thread I mandé a while ago as an example:

Replit is an amazing platform for mastering programming skills. It offers the convenience of creating, executing, and distributing code in multiple languages without the need for any installations on your computer. Additionally, you can engage in collaborative coding sessions with fellow programmers, become part of vibrant online communities, and take part in exciting challenges. While Replit provides free access to its fundamental features, you also have the option to upgrade to a premium plan for enhanced storage, privacy, and customization options. Whether you're a novice or an expert coder, I highly recommend Replit for its user-friendly interface, versatility, and enjoyable experience.

This sounds one helluva lot like a complaint generator. Allow me to demonstrate...

"Let us commence a journey into the much-traveled topic of Mr. Kijetesantakalu042's unendurable attempts to make things worse. Let’s review the errors in his statements in order. First, his views are antiquated, misguided, and domineering. The whole premise of Kijetesantakalu042’s theatrics is false, and his arguments are specious at best. Surprisingly, Kijetesantakalu042 claims to favor the teaching of critical thinking in schools. You should beware of such claims from him, though. To Kijetesantakalu042, critical thinking is a code word for correct thinking where correct means pro-exhibitionism. In my opinion, it would be better for students to learn that Kijetesantakalu042 actually believes that Zendicism brings one closer to nirvana. That he’s so detached from reality is partially why he’s so dangerous. It’s also partially because he exhibits cruelty to animals. Am I being too idealistic—a Pollyanna—when I suggest that all we need to do is confront his combative hariolations in an attempt to create a more just society? I don’t think so. Admittedly, by promoting both ultraism and adventurism, Kijetesantakalu042’s drug-induced ravings are doubly peccable, but some of you are probably wondering, What provoked him to make us dependent on insincere, stuck-up fefnicutes for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval? The answer should be self-evident so let me just point out that Kijetesantakalu042 relies heavily on useful idiots, that is, people who unwittingly do Kijetesantakalu042’s dirty work for him. Without his swarms of useful idiots, Kijetesantakalu042 would not have been able to conceal the fact that I hold these truths to be self-evident:

(1) The long march that Kijetesantakalu042’s brownshirt brigade has been taking through our institutions is nearing its dystopian destination. (2) The main point of Kijetesantakalu042’s directives—that the rockets our enemies want to launch at us are filled with gumdrops and happiness—is as poorly argued as it is poorly written. And (3) many people think of Kijetesantakalu042’s contumelious histrionics as a joke, as something only half-serious. In fact, they’re deadly serious. They’re the tool by which pudibund virtue signalers will peonize and enslave Kijetesantakalu042’s censurers within a short period of time. A second all-too-serious item is that thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that Kijetesantakalu042 does not hold himself answerable to any code of honor. I was right when I said that that last statement is almost a tautology. And I was right when I said that Kijetesantakalu042 is putting a huge amount of effort into squashing his self-doubt and hiding his flaws. The more effort he puts into that, the worse things are when these suppressed traits finally bust out. When that happens—and it will unquestionably happen—you should be sure to remember that Kijetesantakalu042 keeps trying to promote the total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group. And if we don’t remain eternally vigilant, he will truly succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don’t speak or correspond with hateful weasels, Kijetesantakalu042’s subalterns, or anyone else who fails to realize that it’s a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of nasty, fastidious anthropophagi like Kijetesantakalu042 can still be heard, worse still that they’re listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them.

As Isaiah 5:20 states, Woe unto them that call evil good and good evil; that put darkness for light and light for darkness; that draw unsuspecting criminal masterminds into the orbit of pusillanimous highbinders; that exploit the public’s short attention span in order to open upon us the floodgates of extensive wickedness and mischief. Isaiah is clearly one of those prophets who doesn’t need to be told that Kijetesantakalu042 highlights at every opportunity the one or two altruistic endeavors of his crew. Alas, as they say, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig. I suppose a less catchy way to say that is that Kijetesantakalu042 has declared that he’s staging a revolt against everyone who dares to challenge rather than accommodate the mainstream’s presuppositions. Kijetesantakalu042 is revolting all right; the very sight of him turns my stomach. All kidding aside, his premise (that censorship could benefit us) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. Kijetesantakalu042 uses this disguised morality to support his acts of unalloyed treachery, thereby making his argument self-refuting.

Of perhaps even more concern is that people are not hostage to their identities. They have imagination, morality, principle, and a will to delegitimize Kijetesantakalu042. Most of all, they possess the knowledge that Kijetesantakalu042’s foul-mouthed, pernicious campaigns have been used to invade every private corner and force every thought into an unprofessional mold. This is a sobering measure of their influence and extent. It also demonstrates how I fully intend to defend peace, truth, justice, and equality. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, Kijetesantakalu042 has, rather terrifyingly, been able to promote intolerance and paranoia. Sadly, things like that will continue to happen. Tragedies will continue to happen if we don’t immediately give our young people the values that will inspire them to provide a trenchant analysis of Kijetesantakalu042’s objectives. Time is of the essence here. If we don’t act fast, Kijetesantakalu042 will gain an opportunity to normalize revanchism.

We must never allow revanchism to become normal. Instead, we must expose every beer-guzzling practice of every beer-guzzling saphead. Even so, we can and we must do better. We must also stand up and shout, No to moral corruption! Yes to kicking butt and taking names! If enough other people join in, the whole world will know how if it were up to Kijetesantakalu042, his competitors would have to endure forced, behavior-modification therapy. That’s yet another shovel of dirt thrown on the grave of free speech and yet another reason why we must present a different paradigm from the typical paradigm of the policy marketplace. I’m talking about presenting a paradigm of morals—of what’s fair, right, and good and not just what is politically appetizing. This new paradigm will require us to spread the word about how this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of Kijetesantakalu042’s two-faced contrivances. (To be honest, though, it wouldn’t be the first time.) Although Mr. Kijetesantakalu042 always turns to the dark bible of Pyrrhonism whenever he needs ideas on how to needle and wheedle crapulous smart-mouths into his lynch mob, when you look back over the text of this letter, it should be clear that I have defeated this unmistakably gloomy hooligan with my words. Just imagine what I could have done with my fire-breathing fists."

Now THAT is A.I. my friends!!!

I would like to thank Mr. Kijetesantakalu042 for his full permission and participation in this post.