Hotline Miami - The Bodyguard *is* The Girl

[sloppycrap]

Like, duh. I just finished HM1 again and it seems pretty obvious The Girl is a plant and the same person as The Bodyguard. It's not on the wiki and I don't feel like starting this fight over there, but I will on GBATemp

 

[hippy dave]

Haven't played it, but in the spirit of fighting, don't be ridiculous, of course she's not, how would that even work?

 

[sloppycrap]

I like you, you're my type of guy.

The blonde chick you rescue from the Russian porn studio in the middle of the game is ordered to kill you at the end of the game. Total trope. Fits with the rest of the game.

I think I'm supposed to say fuck you or insult your lineage at this point.

 

[hippy dave]

Your mum is a total trope.

 

[Noctosphere]

I like you, you're my type of guy.

The blonde chick you rescue from the Russian porn studio in the middle of the game is ordered to kill you at the end of the game. Total trope. Fits with the rest of the game.

I think I'm supposed to say fuck you or insult your lineage at this point.

As for me, guess i'm supposed to insult your tastes in gaming, right?
So, i think i'll start with a good 'your game is shit' with a relieving 'fuck you'...
Ready? Here i go

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Your game is shit..
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Fuck you...
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Did i do it correctly?

 

[sloppycrap]

As for me, guess i'm supposed to insult your tastes in gaming, right?
So, i think i'll start with a good 'your game is shit' with a relieving 'fuck you'...
Ready? Here i go

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Your game is shit..
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Fuck you...
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Did i do it correctly?

You got that totally fucking wrong, but what should I expect from someone who likes the shit types of games that you do, whatever they are. Your entire worldview is wrong, and you should just shut up and go have your mom wipe your messy butt again.

Anyway, I forgot. Were we all just insulting each other or was there a purpose to this thread

 

[Noctosphere]

You got that totally fucking wrong, but what should I expect from someone who likes the shit types of games that you do, whatever they are. Your entire worldview is wrong, and you should just shut up and go have your mom wipe your messy butt again.

Anyway, I forgot. Were we all just insulting each other or was there a purpose to this thread

mmmh...
Should I get the Banhammer out?

 

[sloppycrap]

mmmh...
Should I get the Banhammer out?

 

[Noctosphere]

 

[sloppycrap]

You say that, but it's not real if I haven't paid for an NFT.