I fear you underestimate my powers.
Also essays are only given to those that warrant them, and yes that includes detailed responses to people I would wager everything I have on the original subject not being able to do anything with the otherwise entirely accurate contents of the reply.
You have thus far failed to deliver on being an enemy/rival (even as a "they could get me at any time"... some good paranoia is always appreciated), my time as your wife was hardly action packed (nor did you make the rice pudding of your people), and, worst of all, someone said you actually don't like robots.