Hi, I'm Ace...

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Ace Gunman, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. da_head

    da_head A dying dream..

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    Toronto, Canader!
    was he really arrested? lol
     
  2. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    He got caught selling R4 SDHC's via an intricate network of crack houses.
     
  3. da_head

    da_head A dying dream..

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    Toronto, Canader!
    psh what a noob. he should have been selling R4 III or deluxe. [​IMG]
     
  4. Talaria

    Talaria ...

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    Huh? A gun man in GBAtemp....*runs*
     
  5. Raika

    Raika uguu

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    Hmm the username AceGunman seems familiar...Where have I seen it before?....[​IMG]
     
  6. Galacta

    Galacta >:)

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    OH NOEZ! Theres text!

    Welcome back Ace. [​IMG]
     
  7. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Anti Switch Owners

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    Nah thats Ace's tattoo.

    Its quite original really! [​IMG]
     
  8. Ace Gunman
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    Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~

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    Where did you people get that photo of me!? That's police evidence! And you like my prison tat, eh? Don't ask me how I have my prison tattoo in a photo taken of me directly before my arrest. It's my secret, but I'll never tell.
     
  9. Ducky

    Ducky QUACKJECTION!

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    I wrote a song for you being missing from GBATemp on the competition earlier.. But it got deleted before I sent it >
     
  10. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Not Dead Yet

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    W00T!
    I'm not the only one.
    (hated those damn pits you'd fall into)

    So you're the other punny fella I've been hearing about.

    *grin* Glad to have you back amongst us.
     
  11. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    OMG ACE
    I've really missed you :cries:
    Your puns made me groan but its just not been the same since you've been away.
    You sorted out everything with that pregnant hooker I take it?
     
  12. JPdensetsu

    JPdensetsu GBAtemp Addict

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    Ace, I missed you, welcome back [​IMG]
     
  13. Ace Gunman
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    Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~

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    Wait, how did you hear about Hannah Montana's pregnancy? Alright, truth time folks... I haven't been completely honest with you. You see, the way it really went down is that I was selling R4 variants to Disney's Hannah Montana while in the state of being 3-D when we really hit it off and one thing lead to another, she got knocked up... and long story short I went to jail for statutory rape.

    How did I get out, you ask? Good question, Ace. Why thank you Ace. No problem, Ace. It turns out the baby wasn't mine and I was pardoned on the basis that Hannah Montana is a jailbait whore. Good times, gooood times...
     
  14. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    Dude come one irc we've missed you and we REALLY need some quality conversation to brighten up our days
    mos specifically me and blacksheep :
     
  15. Hehe Moo

    Hehe Moo Moo?

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    HOORAY! You're back mate!

    Guess what? I'm IN CANADA [​IMG]
     
  16. Ace Gunman
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    Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~

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    Are you cold? I'm cold. [​IMG]
     
  17. Hehe Moo

    Hehe Moo Moo?

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    Well I'm in Toronto... going to Calgary tomorrow for 2 days. Indoors is fine, but outside my ears feel frozen solid.
     
  18. Ace Gunman
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    Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~

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    Well, it is winter. Or so the TV tells me.
     
  19. Mei-o

    Mei-o Generic Asian Kid™

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    Ace Gunman Wait, how did you hear about Hannah Montana's pregnancy? Alright, truth time folks... I haven't been completely honest with you. You see, the way it really went down is that I was selling R4 variants to Disney's Hannah Montana while in the state of being 3-D when we really hit it off and one thing lead to another, she got knocked up... and long story short I went to jail for statutory rape.

    How did I get out, you ask? Good question, Ace. Why thank you Ace. No problem, Ace. It turns out the baby wasn't mine and I was pardoned on the basis that Hannah Montana is a jailbait whore. Good times, gooood times...
    OH! SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU GUNMAN!
     
  20. Szyslak

    Szyslak Nudibranch Lover

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    Welcome back buddy. We've missed the entertainment that only you can provide. I'll pay you $2 US to make the EOF funny again.




    !spin