Newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeee!
I seriously have no idea why I just did that. Welcome to Hotel GBATemp, Zero CodeX! It appears that you're in room 26034, unfortunately for you - because it's only a good two thousand floors away from me. You'd much prefer to be away from my thieving hands - I enjoy shampoo, soaps and those little chocolate mints that appear on the pillows..but you never heard that from me, because I'll deny everything. EVERYTHING!
There's lots of things to keep people occupied here at the hotel - the grog flows nonstop at the bar on the ground floor, there's a pool, arcade, and much more for you to discover on your own.
Apparently, there seems to be a few house rules..one of them has to do with these things called "roms". If you mention them, it seems that hotel security will surround you, and beat you unmercifully. So, consider yourself warned, because 'dem boys are pretty beefy.
Enjoy your stay!