Welcome to Hotel GBAtemp, Snowboardbum02!
Your room number is #27092. If the soap, pillow mint, or drawer chocolate is missing, please contact Shadow Security. You can find their headquaters outside the main lobby.
I've finally restored my Carebear Exhibition, the killer bear that was on the loose sadly had to be put down. He was surprisingly in the aquarium, feeding on the clown fish.
Oh, and that candy on the front desk is not to be eaten by anyone or anything. If you want to know why, ask phuzzz. He knows all about it.
--ShadowXP.