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    100% whack job:

     
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    Dr. Wahwee's castle

    You're just realizing this now? :rofl2:
     
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    Didn't he totally break Oprah's wrists when he went bonkers on her show? Or am I thinking of Scary Movie?
     
  6. osirisjem

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    He jumped all over her couch.
     
  7. Gahars

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    Hey, say what you will about Tom Cruise, but he's apparently a very nice guy. He takes the time to learn the names of assistants on the set and he's actually saved quite a few lives (seriously).

    I mean, sure, he's fucking nuts, but at least he's nice about it. Plus, I guess everyone needs a hobby.
     
  8. Alchemilla

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    Gasp! Not the couch!

    Edit: Oops, one word post. Fixed it.
     
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  10. Alchemilla

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    What does fuck your couch mean?
     
  11. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    In context, or in general?
     
  12. Alchemilla

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    I guess in general?
     
  13. Gahars

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    It's a disparaging comment made towards the couch, stating that it is of rather low status and priority and thus is not worth respecting.
     
  14. Veho

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    But taken at face value it is an instruction or invitation to fornicate with a piece of one's furniture.
     
  15. Alchemilla

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    Um............what?
     
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    I'd say it's more of a command, but it's just a matter of semantics at this point.
     
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    I forgot


    It's from the Chappelle Show.
     
  18. Veho

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    I suppose so. The exclamation mark makes it more of a command.


    And I just imagined it as an instruction in an Ikea couch assembly guide.

    "Step N: insert tab A into slot 7
    Step O: twist flange X around the knob B3
    Step P: Fuck your couch
    Step Q... "
     
  19. Alchemilla

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    I'm not fucking anyone's couch, and anyone who says otherwise is a skank ass floatstinger.
     
  20. Gahars

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    Well, you won't get very far in Hollywood, then. You can't get parts unless you agree to bed Mr. Casting Couch.