I left my roommates to hang out in my room for an hour and came back to find them in the kitchen with the Wii disassembled.
They didn't mark where any of the screws go.
Help!
How *old* are your roommates?
I wouldn't even attempt to put the Wii back together - I would rather hold them financially responsible. Them or their parents. I don't see why anyone should let "their roommates" disassemble electronics and get away with it - those things are costly. Your console has now been opened, the warranty is void and if you'll send it to Nintendo for any kind of repairs, even after the warranty period, the assumption is automatic - console's been opened = your fault.
Dumbasses. I'd kick the living cr*p out of them tbh.