help me serious thread

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Mar 27, 2008

help me serious thread by BoneMonkey at 7:29 PM (1,581 Views / 0 Likes) 20 replies

  1. BoneMonkey
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    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    i just got out of bed and im dizzy and vomiting what the hell can it be i can't afford to go to the doctor
     


  2. science

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    Were you drinking? If not, could just be the flu. And this really isn't testing if its serious..
     
  3. Salamantis

    Member Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Testing Area = LIE
     
  4. BoneMonkey
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    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    no i dont drink and its in the testing area cuase i didn't know where else to put this


    i drank some pepsi and i can't keep it down
     
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    THE TESTING AREA IS NOT FOR SERIOUSNESSESS!
     
  6. fischju

    Member fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Morning sickness, you are preggers.
     
  7. Flooded

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    It must be from all that bacon.
     
  8. Dunny

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    Assuming that this is a serious question, then I'd say you've got two possibilities:

    1. Winter Vomiting disease. It's a variant of the Norwalk rotovirus, and it's a nasty sumbitch that lasts for about 24 hours. You'll likely get prolific vomiting and diarrhoea for about 12 hours, then about 18 hours of heavy sleepiness. It's harmless enough, just be careful that you don't dehydrate, or you'll be beyond the help of any simple doctor and will require hospitalisation.

    2. Food poisoning. If it lasts more than 24 hours, then get yourself into care as a priority. This shit doesn't play around, and (if you're unlucky) can kill you depending on what type it is.

    The former is far more likely than the latter - I'm a registered nurse (NOT a doctor, btw!), and we've been under immense strain here from the disease, which is currently ripping its way through the community, just as it does every year.

    Hope that helps,

    D.
     
  9. moozxy

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    Woooaaaah... Deja vu. Bonemonkey, you've posted this before, right?
     
  10. fischju

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    Yup
     
  11. BoneMonkey
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    1. I dont think its that i dont have diarrhoea

    2. might be food poisoning i eat crap all the time int he last 24 hours i have eaten

    turkey sandwich with cheese
    curley fries
    chicken fingers
    lasgna
    ceral bar

    maybe it was the cheese

    I have stopped vomitting but im light headed when i stand
     
  12. scubersteve

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    if this was serial, you could've posted it in offtopic...
     
  13. xJonny

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    Serial?

    Number? Rapist?
    Cereal?
     
  14. Destructobot

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    Influenza?
     
  15. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Influenza sucks.
    Changes every fricken year.
     
  16. Law

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    More often than that, actually.
     
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    I thought you took the pill afterwards BM?
     
  18. Westside

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    BONEMONKEY! I have the solution to your disease! You have to do these in the exact order:

    1. Stick a cockpenis in your left eyes.
    2. Soak your right foot in donkey shit (horse shit won't do [​IMG])
    3. Put on a Michael Bolton song.
    4. Great Success!
    [​IMG]
     
  19. BoneMonkey
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    westside your not funny you should change your nick to the killer of threads
     
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    I agree 100%...
     

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