help me serious thread

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  1. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    i just got out of bed and im dizzy and vomiting what the hell can it be i can't afford to go to the doctor
     


  2. science

    science science rules

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    Were you drinking? If not, could just be the flu. And this really isn't testing if its serious..
     
  3. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Testing Area = LIE
     
  4. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    no i dont drink and its in the testing area cuase i didn't know where else to put this


    i drank some pepsi and i can't keep it down
     
  5. Masta_mind257

    Masta_mind257 GBAtemp Regular

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    In ur mother
    THE TESTING AREA IS NOT FOR SERIOUSNESSESS!
     
  6. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Morning sickness, you are preggers.
     
  7. Flooded

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    It must be from all that bacon.
     
  8. Dunny

    Dunny GBAtemp Regular

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    Assuming that this is a serious question, then I'd say you've got two possibilities:

    1. Winter Vomiting disease. It's a variant of the Norwalk rotovirus, and it's a nasty sumbitch that lasts for about 24 hours. You'll likely get prolific vomiting and diarrhoea for about 12 hours, then about 18 hours of heavy sleepiness. It's harmless enough, just be careful that you don't dehydrate, or you'll be beyond the help of any simple doctor and will require hospitalisation.

    2. Food poisoning. If it lasts more than 24 hours, then get yourself into care as a priority. This shit doesn't play around, and (if you're unlucky) can kill you depending on what type it is.

    The former is far more likely than the latter - I'm a registered nurse (NOT a doctor, btw!), and we've been under immense strain here from the disease, which is currently ripping its way through the community, just as it does every year.

    Hope that helps,

    D.
     
  9. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    Woooaaaah... Deja vu. Bonemonkey, you've posted this before, right?
     
  10. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Yup
     
  11. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    1. I dont think its that i dont have diarrhoea

    2. might be food poisoning i eat crap all the time int he last 24 hours i have eaten

    turkey sandwich with cheese
    curley fries
    chicken fingers
    lasgna
    ceral bar

    maybe it was the cheese

    I have stopped vomitting but im light headed when i stand
     
  12. scubersteve

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    if this was serial, you could've posted it in offtopic...
     
  13. xJonny

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    Serial?

    Number? Rapist?
    Cereal?
     
  14. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    Influenza?
     
  15. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Influenza sucks.
    Changes every fricken year.
     
  16. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    More often than that, actually.
     
  17. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    I thought you took the pill afterwards BM?
     
  18. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    BONEMONKEY! I have the solution to your disease! You have to do these in the exact order:

    1. Stick a cockpenis in your left eyes.
    2. Soak your right foot in donkey shit (horse shit won't do [​IMG])
    3. Put on a Michael Bolton song.
    4. Great Success!
    [​IMG]
     
  19. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    westside your not funny you should change your nick to the killer of threads
     
  20. Mewgia

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    I agree 100%...