Help me out with my GF

[TylerHartman]

This is just too much for me, this is my first GF. I know this is the wrong place for this, but this is the only forum I know. Heres Our chat history. Any advice?

Her
Hey your sexy
Me
6:23pm
Me
Oh, hello there.
Hru?
Her
6:24pm
Her
Her
6:24pm
Her
Sorry accident the thumbs
Me
6:26pm
Me
Lol
How was your day?
Her
6:26pm
Her
I said hey your sexy and u ask me how me day was?
Me
6:29pm
Me
Sorry, I am on an xbox, using the mobile site. didt see that.
Her
7:16pm
Her
I miss the words we used to say
Me
7:28pm
Me
Oh, sorry. Do you want to meetup tomorrow and talk about this?
Her
7:43pm
Her
I was trapped inside a dream
Her
7:44pm
Her
Sat Nov 12 at 12 PM
You and Her will also be reminded 30 min before then.

7:44pmHer set an event reminder for Sat Nov 12 at 12 PM. You and Her will also be reminded 30 min before then.
Her
7:47pm
Her
Hello
Me
7:47pm
Me
Hey
Her
7:47pm
Her
I couldn't see you next to me
Me
7:49pm
Me
What do you mean?
Her
7:49pm
Her
I didnt know you'd set me free
Me
7:50pm
Me
What?
Her
7:55pm
Her
Something happens when I hold u
U keep my heart from getting older
Her
8:01pm
Her
Im sorry but it's true
Me
8:02pm
Me
Your fine, I just dont know what to say to that.
Her
8:03pm
Her
You and me got a whole lot of history
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[DeoNaught]

Oh gawd. if you love TALK ABOUT IN PERSON,
she cant do that "Im trap inside a dream" Shit irl.
how long have you guys been together?

 

[sdtg34520]

bruh

 

[RevPokemon]

just avoid using stupid puns/jokes and you will be fine

 

[DeoNaught]

just avoid using stupid puns/jokes and you will be fine

do women really hate that?

 

[RevPokemon]

do women really hate that?

"Call me Charmin cuz I be all up in ya booty"
What do you think?

 

[mashers]

That transcript reads like a conversation with a chat bot. She's making bizarre and obtuse comments and seems to be paying no attention to the fact that you have no idea what she's talking about. I suggest you ask her to talk to you like a human being. If she can't or won't do that then this relationship is not going to work.

 

[DeoNaught]

"Call me Charmin cuz I be all up in ya booty"
What do you think?

whatabout those puns like "ive got tyme"

 

[sdtg34520]

she's literally just fucking spouting song lyrics from this song, seriously.

 

[TylerHartman]

she's literally just fucking spouting song lyrics from this song, seriously.

Damn, Alright I knew something was off.

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Just over a month now.

 

[Lightyose]

How do you have a GF anyway? I wouldn't believe this myself...

 

[TylerHartman]

How do you have a GF anyway? I wouldn't believe this myself...

She REALLY likes Me for some reason, So We got together.

 

[Lightyose]

In Real Life? Or just chat?

 

[TylerHartman]

In life.

 

[Lightyose]

... Did she went to your home at one time? Do you have anything expensive?

 

[TylerHartman]

LMAO, No she hasnt. Shes liked me for around 2 years. She actually likes Me, She dosnt want My stuff.

 

[Lightyose]

I see... I cannot even have a GF, I feel a little bit jealous. Wonder what is happening... Do you know if she has memory problems or something?

 

[TylerHartman]

No, She is 100% Normal. Why are women weird like that though? Ya know?

 

[Lightyose]

Ahh... well, because I have a crush that apparently easily forgets little things...

 

[bitjacker]

keep her if shes good in the sack. good texting grammar wont get a nut off.