Help me out with my GF

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by TylerHartman, Nov 12, 2016.

  1. TylerHartman
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    This is just too much for me, this is my first GF. I know this is the wrong place for this, but this is the only forum I know. Heres Our chat history. Any advice?

    Her
    Hey your sexy
    Me
    6:23pm
    Me
    Oh, hello there.
    Hru?
    Her
    6:24pm
    Her
    Her
    6:24pm
    Her
    Sorry accident the thumbs
    Me
    6:26pm
    Me
    Lol
    How was your day?
    Her
    6:26pm
    Her
    I said hey your sexy and u ask me how me day was?
    Me
    6:29pm
    Me
    Sorry, I am on an xbox, using the mobile site. didt see that.
    Her
    7:16pm
    Her
    I miss the words we used to say
    Me
    7:28pm
    Me
    Oh, sorry. Do you want to meetup tomorrow and talk about this?
    Her
    7:43pm
    Her
    I was trapped inside a dream
    Her
    7:44pm
    Her
    Sat Nov 12 at 12 PM
    You and Her will also be reminded 30 min before then.

    7:44pmHer set an event reminder for Sat Nov 12 at 12 PM. You and Her will also be reminded 30 min before then.
    Her
    7:47pm
    Her
    Hello
    Me
    7:47pm
    Me
    Hey
    Her
    7:47pm
    Her
    I couldn't see you next to me
    Me
    7:49pm
    Me
    What do you mean?
    Her
    7:49pm
    Her
    I didnt know you'd set me free
    Me
    7:50pm
    Me
    What?
    Her
    7:55pm
    Her
    Something happens when I hold u
    U keep my heart from getting older
    Her
    8:01pm
    Her
    Im sorry but it's true
    Me
    8:02pm
    Me
    Your fine, I just dont know what to say to that.
    Her
    8:03pm
    Her
    You and me got a whole lot of history
    Sent from Messenger

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  2. DeoNaught

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    Over there ;)
    Oh gawd. if you love TALK ABOUT IN PERSON,
    she cant do that "Im trap inside a dream" Shit irl.
    how long have you guys been together?
     
  3. sdtg34520

    sdtg34520 GURU MEDITATION ERROR

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    bruh
     
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  4. RevPokemon

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    just avoid using stupid puns/jokes and you will be fine
     
  5. DeoNaught

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    Over there ;)
    do women really hate that?
     
  6. RevPokemon

    RevPokemon GBATemp's 3rd Favorite Transgirl

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    "Call me Charmin cuz I be all up in ya booty"
    What do you think?
     
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  7. mashers

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    That transcript reads like a conversation with a chat bot. She's making bizarre and obtuse comments and seems to be paying no attention to the fact that you have no idea what she's talking about. I suggest you ask her to talk to you like a human being. If she can't or won't do that then this relationship is not going to work.
     
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  8. DeoNaught

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    Over there ;)
    whatabout those puns like "ive got tyme"
     
  9. sdtg34520

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    she's literally just fucking spouting song lyrics from this song, seriously.
     
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  10. TylerHartman
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    TylerHartman GBAtemp Regular

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    Damn, Alright I knew something was off.

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    Just over a month now.
     
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  11. Darkyose

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    Home Alone Somewhere.
    How do you have a GF anyway? I wouldn't believe this myself...
     
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  12. TylerHartman
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    She REALLY likes Me for some reason, So We got together.
     
  13. Darkyose

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    Home Alone Somewhere.
    In Real Life? Or just chat?
     
  14. TylerHartman
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    In life.
     
  15. Darkyose

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    Home Alone Somewhere.
    ... Did she went to your home at one time? Do you have anything expensive?
     
  16. TylerHartman
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    LMAO, No she hasnt. Shes liked me for around 2 years. She actually likes Me, She dosnt want My stuff.
     
  17. Darkyose

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    Home Alone Somewhere.
    I see... I cannot even have a GF, I feel a little bit jealous.:P Wonder what is happening... Do you know if she has memory problems or something?
     
  18. TylerHartman
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    No, She is 100% Normal. Why are women weird like that though? Ya know?
     
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  19. Darkyose

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    Home Alone Somewhere.
    Ahh... well, because I have a crush that apparently easily forgets little things...
     
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  20. bitjacker

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    keep her if shes good in the sack. good texting grammar wont get a nut off.