On that topic, make him compare the real world to an MMO.

Hilarity ensues.

 

He works in restaurant and is a slacker. He also has bad grades in school. Then he sees a girl and talks to her, they fall in love, he gets better at school, finds a better job, they get married and they divorce. And then he hunts babes around town.

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Then, after banging hookers, he eats himself! 0-0

 

Unfortunate Jason

Jason an 18-year-old boy will go through some events that you wont want Jason woke up in the morning and tiredly looked at the clock. It was 3:00 midnight. I Jason slammed his body on the bed ignoring his friend’s dog. He woke up the next morning.
He lived with his roommate who never actually paid attention to him; his parents kicked him out of the house so he lived by himself with a roommate. As usual Jason forgot he had to sigh up for a job on Friday. He ran to the fast food store clumsily. When he wasn’t looking he ran on a red light.
One of the people watching said, “Why is he running on a red light?”
Some one started screaming as several cars passed by him. Finally a giant truck couldn’t see him and slammed right into him. Jason just suddenly fainted. People surrounded him and stated gasping. The ambulance came 30 minute later because the nearest hospital was dealing with something else. Jason woke up in the hospital.
Jason’s roommate came and he asked him “what the heck are doing here?”
Jason said, “Who the hell are you?”
Jason’s roommate asked a nurse what happened.
The nurse told him “He was running on a red light and he got spine and head hit”
“So how long will it take till he recovers his memory?” Jason’s roommate asked curiously.
The nurse said “probably in few months or weeks”
Few weeks later Jason recovered his memory. But Jason became a much better person. He would run to work with caution everyday, his roommate started to help him more, and he got a job and he got promoted from a Janitor to a cashier. Later during the year they let him promote to a manager. Jason got a call one day from his parents saying
“You can come back”
“We’ve been thinking about it” his mom said.
“Really I’ll come back tomorrow” Jason said as he started packing up excited to go home.

 

you should just copy a movie's plot and change the character and the setting to fit into your story for example:

Greatest Story Ever

Tony Stark(Jason) successful military weapon builder (fast food guy). a prodigy you might say but unfortunately the selling of his product is looked as bad to the media (School because he is a Student) tries to demonize him. Then one day Tony Stark(Jason)
gets captured by Terrorist who are using his weapons (food) to destroy other countries. To escape Tony Stark(Jason) builds a suit out of Iron (French fries) and escapes the Terrorist Hideout. He returns to america and is greeted by his secretary (Love Interest) Bethany Cabe. Then Tony Stark(Jason)'s Boss builds another suit of Iron (French fries) and tries to kill Tony Stark(Jason). They fight but Tony Stark(Jason) wins and then quits the fast food restraunt world and graduates from college.

THE END

 

You sir are freaking ugly minded =o , not agianst homosexual people.. but describing a sexual momment in a story he would represent to class.. .... enugh said.

 

Why not call him dick and save the effort of describing ..? =O

 

excellent idea.

 

love hina watch it
and do your report on it