Help I'm in pain

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  1. moozxy
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    Gah I had some spaghetti for dinner about an hour and a half ago and I'm in agony.
    I didn't even eat much but I think they've expanded in my stomach or something, I feel as if I'm about to pop.
    Any remedies?
     
  2. moozxy
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it hurts [​IMG]
     
  3. Lyuse

    Lyuse Newbie

    go to the toilet and let it flow
     
  4. moozxy
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    I tried nothing came out..
    I went for a little walk around the house but that made it hurt even more...
    This is stupid I'm never eating spaghetti again [​IMG]
     
  5. apd

    apd GBAtemp Regular

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    I'd try what your sig says
     
  6. Heran Bago

    Heran Bago Where do puyo come from?

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    You need some tums or pepto bismol. Don't know if the brands are the same across the pond.

    Do not try walking just sit down and ride it out.



    Alternatively, smoke some ganja.
     
  7. moozxy
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    Crap I don't think I have any of those in my house..
    Damnit!
     
  8. The Teej

    The Teej Also known as The Tjalian

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    Take 2 Alka-Seltzers (or eat a load of polos)
     
  9. gizmo_gal

    gizmo_gal QWEEN of the RadioActive Force!!!

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    Its probably trapped air. I get really bad air bubles, so I know how you feel. Sometimes drinking warm water and belching gently helps to releive the tension.

    You can also sit in a tub of warm water and rub your belly. 5-10 minutes in various spots might help stimulate the gas/air to pass.

    I know these methods work on me, and on my infant/toddling siblings
     
  10. Westside

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    Antiacid such as Tums may help.
     
  11. moozxy
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    I'll try the tummy rubbing thing, and I'll look around to see if I have any antacids..
     
  12. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!
     
  13. PBC

    PBC What!? I can change this??

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    For future info...because I'm sure the reason behind this topic has...passed (ewww)...
    Baking soda (sodium Bicarbonate) + Aspirin + citric acid =
    What Alkaseltzer consists of soo next time you can't find Alka-Seltzers just make your own. Add baking soda to water (A base to neutrilze the acid in your stomach). and take an aspirin to kill the pain. Don't need citric acid, its just there to speed up the dissolving of the puck of Bi-carbonate in water.

    I don't really ever need the stuff because I learned to make myself burp at a very young age. And it has gotten me in trouble ever since.
     
  14. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    write up the things you want to do before you die.
    the gasses wil espand in your belly untill you explode.
     
  15. moozxy
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    moozxy hamboning

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    OH SHI-
    How long do I have? [​IMG]
     
  16. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    I dont know, it depends on the amount ingested.
    Better get started! You only have one afternoon at most.
    It would help in achieving your goals if you had a giant secret laboratory named after yourself but thats just crazy talk.
     
  17. moozxy
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    moozxy hamboning

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    But it's already 5:35pm [​IMG]

    Posts merged

    HEY WHEN DID THIS GET TESTING AREA'D?
    THIS WAS SERIOUS [​IMG]

    Posts merged


    Unless I posted this in testing..
    I can't remember..