Help I'm in pain

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Apr 28, 2008

Help I'm in pain by moozxy at 7:16 PM (1,426 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. moozxy
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    Gah I had some spaghetti for dinner about an hour and a half ago and I'm in agony.
    I didn't even eat much but I think they've expanded in my stomach or something, I feel as if I'm about to pop.
    Any remedies?
     
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it hurts [​IMG]
     
  3. Lyuse

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    go to the toilet and let it flow
     
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    I tried nothing came out..
    I went for a little walk around the house but that made it hurt even more...
    This is stupid I'm never eating spaghetti again [​IMG]
     
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    I'd try what your sig says
     
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    You need some tums or pepto bismol. Don't know if the brands are the same across the pond.

    Do not try walking just sit down and ride it out.



    Alternatively, smoke some ganja.
     
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    Crap I don't think I have any of those in my house..
    Damnit!
     
  8. The Teej

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    Take 2 Alka-Seltzers (or eat a load of polos)
     
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    Its probably trapped air. I get really bad air bubles, so I know how you feel. Sometimes drinking warm water and belching gently helps to releive the tension.

    You can also sit in a tub of warm water and rub your belly. 5-10 minutes in various spots might help stimulate the gas/air to pass.

    I know these methods work on me, and on my infant/toddling siblings
     
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    Antiacid such as Tums may help.
     
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    I'll try the tummy rubbing thing, and I'll look around to see if I have any antacids..
     
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    DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!
     
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    For future info...because I'm sure the reason behind this topic has...passed (ewww)...
    Baking soda (sodium Bicarbonate) + Aspirin + citric acid =
    What Alkaseltzer consists of soo next time you can't find Alka-Seltzers just make your own. Add baking soda to water (A base to neutrilze the acid in your stomach). and take an aspirin to kill the pain. Don't need citric acid, its just there to speed up the dissolving of the puck of Bi-carbonate in water.

    I don't really ever need the stuff because I learned to make myself burp at a very young age. And it has gotten me in trouble ever since.
     
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    write up the things you want to do before you die.
    the gasses wil espand in your belly untill you explode.
     
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    OH SHI-
    How long do I have? [​IMG]
     
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    I dont know, it depends on the amount ingested.
    Better get started! You only have one afternoon at most.
    It would help in achieving your goals if you had a giant secret laboratory named after yourself but thats just crazy talk.
     
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    But it's already 5:35pm [​IMG]

    Posts merged

    HEY WHEN DID THIS GET TESTING AREA'D?
    THIS WAS SERIOUS [​IMG]

    Posts merged


    Unless I posted this in testing..
    I can't remember..
     

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