HELP Frozen Hotdog broke off in my arse

[nintendofreak]

 

[superrob]

Hahaha lol nice idea

 

[Tuddles]

Well so far no good, I tried a few things with no luck.

1. I tried taking a warm bath but that relaxed me and the hotdog slid in deeper
2. I tried putting vasolin on my arse and farting it out, that didn't work
3. I tried a toilet plundger with no luck at all
4. I tried to use a pressure washer but it hurt

Please guys I need more ideas before my mom finds out what I did

P.S. that hotdog was for my dinner now I have nothing and I'm starving

 

[Seccom Masada]

Stick some ketchup in there. You can't have a hot dog without ketchup.

 

[Psyfira]

Go to the doctor, preferably a student one so they can add you to their "list of stuff I learned from my patients" list and use it as a ridiculous "what happened at work today" story to amuse people on the internet

 

[Friction Baby]

Or you can send it a Cat....and if the cat gets stuck send in a dog....and if the dog gets stuck....send in a bear.....and if the bear gets stuck send in a lion....and if the lion gets stuck....then your fucked

 

[square]

Go to the doctor, preferably a student one so they can add you to their "list of stuff I learned from my patients" list and use it as a ridiculous "what happened at work today" story to amuse people on the internet

"what happened at work today" stories are a violation of HIPPA.

Take a laxative or go to a doctor is my recomendation

 

[Reduxed]

eww...

 

[Nubia]

ROFL !!!11

The guy have a frozen hot-dog in his a$$ !!!!

 

[ediblebird]

this thread has an iTech feel about it

 

[nintendofreak]

Another Jackass Related moment...
I forget who it was, but someone stuck a HOT WHEELS car (YES!) Up their arse and then went to the doctor... Poor bastard, he craped the thing out

 

[juggernaut911]

that was on Jackass 1

 

[cubin']

 

[Tuddles]

Well guys it's been almost 24 hours and it's still in there, today I will try using the vacuum to suck it out. If that doesn't work I guess I well finally have to resort to calling a plumber as maybe he can do it since they fix clogs.

I well keep you updated on the matter and thanks all for trying to help me get the hotdog out of my arse, you are all truly my friends

 

[superrob]

Plumber

 

[TLSpartan]

Ryan had the toy car in his ass. The funniest bit was when he went to the doctor and you could see the car on the xray

 

[boblen]

yes but he had the car in a condom... and with a bit of lube as well!!!

so this hot dog sounds like its up there and stuck >

 

[Sinkhead]

Vacuum cleaner!
That'll do the trick!

- Sam

 

[nintendofreak]

yes but he had the car in a condom... and with a bit of lube as well!!!

so this hot dog sounds like its up there and stuck ><

HAHAH that doesnt make it any easier... Some Hotwheels cars are pointy as hell, and i doubt a condom would give too much protection!

 

[RayorDragonFall]

Is the hotdog starting to rot yet?