Hell

Are you looking forward to it?

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x65943

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Why are christians afraid of hell?

God cast all them demons down there, but they seem to get along just fine.

Like, obviously you can get out of hell because it doesn't seem to be holding anyone else up. Demons is possessing old ladies n shit every day.

And as for the idea of demons ruling down there. Demons can't make more of themselves, but there are an estimated 100 billion dead humans who are supposedly down there. And on top of that you got Leonidas, Achilles, Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Xerxes, Napoleon and Hitler just to name a few. You really don't think one of those madlads have revolted by now?

Honestly Hell is probably more popping than here. Everyone there is pretty mature and has seen some shit. They know what doesn't work here. AND I guarantee there is none of this donating to the church business.

Socialists probably lose every election due to the 100s of millions killed by Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Kim and the rest.

Anyhow, I'm looking forward to it. But I do wonder if doctors make any money down there - on account of everyone already being dead. I may have to rethink my career path.
 
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Alexander1970

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Hell - Are you looking forward to it ?

I look around and see Hell.....every single Day.
I look around and also see Heaven....every single Day.

For me,this is Life on Earth.:)

Let us surprise what comes after that......

Thank you.:)


 

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Hell - Are you looking forward to it ?

I look around and see Hell.....every single Day.
I look around and also see Heaven....every single Day.

For me,this is Life on Earth.:)

Let us surprise what comes after that......

Thank you.:)

That color is near invisible for dark temp users try red it's more satanic :tpi::tpi::tpi::tpi:
 

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God cast all them demons down there, but they seem to get along just fine.

Like, obviously you can get out of hell because it doesn't seem to be holding anyone else up. Demons is possessing old ladies n shit every day.

I worry about your mental state.
Everyone knows all you need to do is watch this:


Clearly, the demons possess pretty ladies and you just scurr'd of Yama; get that eggplant, Doggie.

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AND I guarantee there is none of this donating to the church business.

https://www.google.com/search?sourc...hUKEwjss-D9k8zkAhVmT98KHaQ4BSAQ4dUDCAc&uact=5

Now, I just can't trust what you post....unless you've become possessed....and that would either make you an old lady or a pretty lady......or a pretty old lady?
 
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Okay, I get it. This is the Edge of the Forum! No serious discussion here.
So I do a lot of Rock Band. I think this video says it all:

"And I'm going doooown... ALL THE WAY!" :P God, I love that song...
 
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@x65943 thanks mate for your invitation but it doesn't seem plausible and convincing enough.
Besides, I'll go berserk like I did in my past life, running rampant on a killing spree devouring every hell folks along the way.
God has specifically created a brand new realm just for me wherein I'll dwell for eons to come. I'm too antisocial
 

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