Heavenhax -- Technical Details and Discussion

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  1. Margen67
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    This thread is for an in-depth technical review of heavenhax.

    Introduction

    The description is initially based on the idea by Bubsy, on September 11, 2001, in combination with information from the Outside subreddit, https://www.reddit.com/r/outside, some of my own ideas, and lots of my own autism thrown in. (In other words, errors are likely!)

    The end goal is for a deep understanding of how and why the security broke down. Interestingly, if God had fixed some well-documented low-impact security issues (e.g., not clearing RAM on suicide, March 2014; etc.), then death might not have been practically exploitable.

    Heavenhax Theory
    a.k.a. How it is supposed to work

    Whenever someone dies their soul is sent into heaven.
    However, what Outside does not check against is how you die.
    This can be used to our advantage to gain early access to heaven.
    I haven't tested this myself.
    Yet.

    So basically what you need to do is:
    1. Kill yourself
    2. ???
    3. Profit

    You better do it while you still have the chance. They might patch this in the next update.
     


  2. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    How stable is heaven right now?
     
  3. Margen67
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    Since there's a lot of people dying you might have trouble getting into heaven.
    That and it hasn't been updated yet, so not very stable.
     
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  4. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    I died and Im going down not up HELP I THINK I BRICKED MYSELF
     
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    other 790% brings you to hell
     
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    I believe you did it wrong. You must have done Hellhax.
     
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  7. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    Can I revert Hellhax?
     
  8. Margen67
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    You need to find your original body and put your soul back into it. Then you can try heavenhax again.
     
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  9. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    I found a easier way


    HellHax Fixer
    Go to the devil and say "I LOVE GOD AND MAY HE BE WITH YOU WHEN HE IS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR WIFE" and you will be back on earth alive.
     
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  10. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    nope. he needs to hardmod itself and to sold some cables to a fake sd card and to connect to a computer to inject a LIFE backup.

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    the chanche of this working are 0,0001%, but if you are really lucky, it can work.
     
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    I can confirm that this does work! I am currently typing in Heaven as we speak.
     
  12. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    ehm, why is my cousin going right?
     
  13. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    HELP I WEnt PAST HEAVEN
     
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  14. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    ehm, past heaven there is heaven++ it's like heaven but with more fluid that if you touch traps you forever.
     
  15. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    IM STARTING TO BURN. WHY!!!?!?!?! I THINK IM IN SPACE
     
  16. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    that's a side effect. to reach heaven++ you must die twice. (plz somebody help my cousin)
     
  17. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    I think you cousin is going to eb games instead. That must be his heaven. People can have different heavens.
     
  18. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    true, than i can let his hand go, and try this myself.
     
  19. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    Yeah, should be fine. If it doesn't work I have a service to bring you back to life.
     
  20. Filo97

    Filo97 Zelda's totally my sister! Not lying!

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    help! i am not moving anywhere and i can't move my feet or my body, except hands!