He Came On My F#@king Rug!!

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While it is probably my favourite film of all time, I definitely didn't think it was big enough to be made into a porn parody. Also I'm saddened by the lack of imagination of porn parody titles nowadays .
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Who is betting that at some point the Dude says "he came on my fucking rug" and maybe a anal scene would be "you're entering a world of pain". I don't watch porn (which may shock some people here), the odd film with the Mrs here and there but the last one was that Ghostbusters one that was fucking terrible. Anyway really actually interested to see how they literally fucked this film up.

Discuss or disgust, either way lets have some fun.
 

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I'm surprised the title was left unchanged, I was expecting something like "The Big Lesbowski" or something.
 

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I think I'll actually check this one out! I've watched a few of the other porn parodies, and they're shit but funny at the same time. The definitely missed out on a good pun by just keeping the same name. Plus, now it's going to be harder to find a copy.
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@TrolleyDave took about 5 seconds (NFO search on http://www.binsearch.info/index.php?q=&amp...=&postdate= is always good for this sort of thing).

I do love parodies and spoofs in all forms and having spent more than a while watching the output of pre channels it seems porn producers (or at least those than name them) have got boring.

I shall wait on other replies.
 

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I took one for the team and it seems you would have been wrong Mr Gaydrian.

"Not on the adult cinema man, couldn't you have just cum on the rug instead" about 20 minutes in.

The entire thing is just shy of 2h40 though so I may skip through it all to see the parody sections but I doubt I have the patience* to put up with the entire film. Hopefully another version appears like that Pirates (of the Caribbean) parody a couple of years back that ended up with an R rated version (I am far too lazy to do such a thing myself).


*to save someone the trouble [insert blatantly obvious joke, bonus points for working my user name in there somewhere]
 
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2 hour 40 minutes? FAST6191 got his name by doing it in under 12 minutes.
 

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As promised bonus points to beegee7730.

Anyhow I went on to watch the entire film skipping through to see the parody parts so a mini review. I am assuming if you have made it to the point in life that you are reading this then have watched the original film (or, worse, do not care) and will not hold it against me if I spoil a parody porn film.

Not sure if it was the fourth wall, industry inside jokes (beta vs vhs) or just self referential stuff but I actually caught myself wanting to see how they would parody various points. I would not call it well written per se but it clearly had some work done on it.
The dream sequence/Gutterballs actually looked like it had a half decent FX/set budget although I will now have to be embarrassed as it means I just failed to contained the meeja studies side of me (I even noticed a continuity error during the film- the cigar on the ashtray when the dude talks to Mr Lebowski which is odd as I rarely notice them normally). It did suffer for lacking the song (Just Dropped In - Kenny Rogers & The First Edition to save people a search) so if I ever recut the film I will have to redub it.

The Saddam Hussein vs George loves Bush idea was hilarious though- for some reason I thought back to all the various arguments along the lines of "if we just got the leaders to fight...".

I will note the editing of the porn scenes themselves was atrocious (cuts not even saved for position changes and just about everything short of a star wipe)- being a filthy degenerate of the internet age I will spare a rating of the scenes beyond that.

Other than that they only cut a few scenes out (even if they skipped over the kidnapping subplot to some extent which they even acknowledged it during the fourth wall/self referential parts).

In the end though they did it justice so kudos to the folks at New Sensations.
 

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I just wanted the quotes to be in there that was all I wanted. Not seen too much apart from that one scene.
 

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So no one noticed the girl on the bottom right has her tits out? didnt know that kind of thing was allowed on gbatemp
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madridi4ever said:
So no one noticed the girl on the bottom right has her tits out? didnt know that kind of thing was allowed on gbatemp
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Oh shit!
lol I didn't notice that at first!

Great movie though, funny for all ages haha (16 here
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