Have you found Jesus?

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Sep 22, 2008

Have you found Jesus? by GeekyGuy at 2:35 PM (2,126 Views / 0 Likes) 20 replies

  1. GeekyGuy
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    Global Moderator GeekyGuy Professional loafer

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    I know many proclaimed Christians like to ask the question, so wouldn't it be cool if they could turn people on to their religion with a book called "Where's Jesus"? It could be like Where's Waldo but with bloody Jesus crosses to find, hidden throughout a sea of Pharisees and Sadducees.

    I don't know...too gothic? [​IMG]
     


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    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    I know exactly where Jesus is. He works at burger King and hardly knows any english. he always screws up my order >_>
     
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    Not yet, but I've been searching for years. I've a good tip that if I catch him, he has to give me his gold.
     
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    Jesus is here, in this dog's ass.
    Everyone knows that, now watch carefully, there he is!!
    Hello Jesus!
     
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    So, it's like a remake of "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego", only with Jesus?
     
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    Dude, I don't know what to say, it's creepy and disrespectful and wrong! on so many levels...
     
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    You found him. You win. LOL
    Game Over!

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] I see it, so that's where he been hiding. Jesus has been founded and it took someone to look at a dog's ass to find him. A place with no soul.
     
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    A guy in the Hotel told me that Jesus was riding a red cadillac with a red and black flag!
     
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    I found Jesus, he was undead, and I managed to turn him and put him back under sod where all corpses belong.
     
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    Jesus joke:

    Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips onto the green.
    Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the water trap but still lands in the water. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
    The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it lands in the water a fish jumps out of the water and catches the ball in his mouth, then an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws, then the eagle flies over the green and is hit by a sudden bolt lightning and the eagle drops the fish.
    When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of his mouth and rolls in for a hole in one.
    Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around we won't bring you next time!"
     
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    /blasphemy and sacrilegious
     
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    What? Seeing Jesus in the dog's butt? You're right. It's only a miracle if the image is in a proper location. Like a grilled cheese Mary
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    or in refracted light in glass panes, or a pretzel
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    I want that Vatican job where you get to travel around and determine if things are "official" miracles. Of course I would never approve any of them because it's all bunk, but it would be a fun job!
     
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    You are all so going to hell [​IMG]
     
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    this was uncalled for, and im not even christian.
     
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    Why does this not surprise me? [​IMG]
     

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