Have you been hit by bird poo

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Feb 17, 2010
  1. tobi9859
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    lalala....
     


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    fortunately, no.
     
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    I would have to say yes. And the worst thing was it was on the head and I didn't find out until I got home
     
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    I thought this kind of stuff only happened in movies or bad commercials... [​IMG]
     
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    i was having a school assembly today outside and birds were crapping all over the place. something landed on my head, but luckily it was water.
     
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    i personally haven't but i have a funny story about my dad, we went to a zoo and we were in a bird aviary i went out and my family stayed in there, there where owls in the corner sleeping, so i was outside the enclosure and i walked over to them, they woke up flew over my dad and shit all on his face and head i was pissing myself
     
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    It depends on what you mean by hit. [​IMG]

    But seriously though, I think I have been hit by bird crap once down at the boardwalk at Ocean City, Maryland. It might've also happened another time at Lake Erie (Pennsylvania shore) when I was younger, and seagulls used to fly around a lot on the campground we stay at.
     
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    When I was in middle school there were a lot of seagulls...
     
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    No, but I feel for my car.
     
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    nope, but this thread did remind of the episode where mister bean is rushing to his dental appointment and he decides to brush his teeth in the car
    he spits the toothpaste out the window onto a dude's butt crack and the guy looks up thinking it was a bird

    good times [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, I remember that too [​IMG]
    Ah Mister Bean, great guy.

    And yes, I was in Barcelona when it happened [​IMG]
     
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    yes happend to me in a zoo [​IMG]
    was shitted all over by a parrot.
     
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    Yes I have. It landed right on my hand but luckily it wasn't a lot and I was near facilities.

    I need to digress to an even worse experience... I was at a fair where they had judging of animals that youth had brought up and we went to see the rabbits. I feel this really warm wet feeling all of a sudden over half of the left side of my body... And it wasn't pee... I pretty much couldn't clean most of it up so had to get home quick for a shower (or a few) and a change of clothes.
     
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    i haven't but i seen it happen to someone =O heard it was good luck if it did happen lmao
     
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    No, it never happened to me.
     
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    OH ya 4 times .
    The reason there are too many birds here.
    And once by a bat.
     
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    Yes once on my shoulder on my school blazer when I was younger and once getting out of my car in Tesco. Asshole birds!
     
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    Well not quite. It hit my sandwich which i was eating.
     

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