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  1. Of course he has, he's a top geezer!

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  2. Not me personally, but he's "helped" my Mom a few times!

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  3. He dragged me down an alley and gave me a "helping", does that count?

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  4. No, but then my name is Playallday so...

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  1. TrolleyDave

    OP TrolleyDave Philosolosophising
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    He's recommended some top tunes and films for me to watch and I reckon he's a top bloke who deserves his own thread!
     
  2. p1ngpong

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    Omg epic fad is epic.

    I luv my Vulpsey, but not as much as my mom does! [​IMG]
     
  3. Hadrian

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    Is CockroachMan, Granville & Jesuschristmonkeyballs next?

    Seems to be a list of "who contributed to Retro Thread".
     
  4. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Nah.
    That guy's a complete cock-knocker.
    Just as useless as tits on a bull.
     
  5. TrolleyDave

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    Tits on a bull would be useful to another gender confused bull though.
     
  6. Toni Plutonij

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    That guy is helpful as a fox in a chicken cleaning mission!!
     
  7. Szyslak

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    Vulpes has helped me laugh hundreds of times. I think that counts.
     
  8. Frog

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    wow, this fad's growing pretty fast!

    oh yeah, that vulpes fellows a pretty cool dude...
     
  9. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Disregard this

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Frog

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    over 9000!!!?

    Actually its 1...or 2, or maybe its 3.
    i've got a good feeling it's gonna be under 25.
     
  11. Vulpes Abnocto

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    disregard this too
     
  12. Frog

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    Well at the speed he's taking it must be a really good/witty/detailed post.
     
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    Black magic and or computer hacking skills?
     
  15. Vulpes Abnocto

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    And once more, disregard
     
  16. budrow66

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    Now I just don't believe this. Who in the world would do such a thing as this. Vulpes you've had it now. LOL.

    Let me tell you all a story about a little fox named Vulpes. Once upon a time (I think it was a Tuesday). Vulpes was walking by a river with a sly grin on his face. The chicken houses were very full this morning and so was he. Passing a rock he looked up and saw a snake with the tip of its tail missing, and a lost look in its eyes. His first thought was to eat the snake. Just as this thought passed thru his tiny mind his stomach started to ache from all the chickens. Hmm, thought the fox. No more room in my tummy til I work some of it out. So instead he called to the snake. Snake he said, why do you just sit there with that look in your eye. The snake slowly turned and said, Well my family lives across the river and I came here to eat. While I was eating a hawk swooped down and bit my tail off. He just about had me but I turned and bit him Now he lies in the bushes dying. I so want to go home but without my tail There is no way to make it across the river. The fox suddenly had an idea. If I were to swim the snake across the river, I would work off some of theese chickens and be able to eat again. So he put this to the snake. The snake thought long and hard then said, If I was to let you swim me across how do I know you wouldn't eat me. I have known many of your kind and you cant be trusted. The fox replied, The snake has fewer friends than the fox in this forrest, and likes to watch suffering. Like the hawk just there that you bit and didn't eat. Well fox, said the snake, I didn"t eat him because the hawk has wounded me so I cant eat. Well said the fox I am full of chicken and could not take another bite. You would be safe. The snake thought agian and it became clear to him his family could use the fox full of chickens for dinner. So seeing the bloated fox truely was to full to eat, he agreed and crawled upon his back. They were just to the middle of the river when the fox cried ouch. What, said the snake looking franticly back and forth. My tummy is cramping. Move up to my head and see if it helps. The snake started to move and the fox went under. They both lost their life to the river.



    The moral of this story is a fox can help you out, but its a sinking ship. LOL .

    In truth Vulpes is a very good man. He has helped me and my family many times. There were many times we could not have made it without him.
     
  17. Vulpes Abnocto

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    O.O

    What in the hell, Aesop?

    That wall of text is literally the most I've ever seen you type.




    This part made me laugh.
     
  18. budrow66

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    Thats my first text wall that wasn't done in a truckstop bathroom.
    I may be feeding my kids but at least I have something better to do than count typos.
    LOL
     
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    damn, my first bet was close...
     
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