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But iTech, does your sister love the series??
But iTech, does your sister love the series??
Only the flashy special effects. She's pretty much deaf and nearly blind due to her disease (she suffers from Retarded).
Everytime a magic spells creates some flashy light, she knows for some reason and claps her hands.
The clapping sound was very getting very annoying and was interfering with my Emma Watson's Earlobe Jerking Session (I have an earlobe fetish), that's why we had epoxy resin injected into her wrists.
The downside is that now she can't hold a shovel in a downward postition when she has to do her welldigging chore (I ain't paying for water!), and kills all of my mom's pastic plants. The entire backyard is full of decapitated roses.
Seems that a lot of virus and spy ware distributors are taking advantage of the HP7 craze by sending people mails with titles like "OMG! Harry p0tter SI DAED! CLICK HARE! (+ Free Penis Makelargement)"
So watch out. Actualy, don't watch out, because if you're stupid enough to fall for it, you probably want the virus, and the free penis enlargement.
How many people are going in a Midnight launch?
I'll be heading to ASDA probably tonight (That's a Wal Mart
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