Harry Potter book 7 Thread

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But iTech, does your sister love the series??

Only the flashy special effects. She's pretty much deaf and nearly blind due to her disease (she suffers from Retarded).
Everytime a magic spells creates some flashy light, she knows for some reason and claps her hands.
The clapping sound was very getting very annoying and was interfering with my Emma Watson's Earlobe Jerking Session (I have an earlobe fetish), that's why we had epoxy resin injected into her wrists.
The downside is that now she can't hold a shovel in a downward postition when she has to do her welldigging chore (I ain't paying for water!), and kills all of my mom's pastic plants. The entire backyard is full of decapitated roses.
 

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I'm not really a fan of harry potter.

I didn't mind the first three, but after the 4th i got a bid bored and haven't read one since.

I saw the latest movie, but that was reeaaally crap.


Still, i dloaded all the ebooks for collection XD!
 

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I actually own all the books. Half-Blood Prince in the only hard cover one though......Deathly Hallows will likely be a hard-cover too.

I scored the free version of Deathly Hallows (the one with pics of each page) but I will still buy the book. Some things just aren't worth pirating. I couldn't stand to read a whole book on the PC or DS or whatever.
 

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Don't be fooled, Harry Potter is an enemy of God!



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I own all the books, except the sixth book. I think I lost it
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I already know the spoilers, but I am still going to buy the book for my sisters.
 

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But iTech, does your sister love the series??


Only the flashy special effects. She's pretty much deaf and nearly blind due to her disease (she suffers from Retarded).
Everytime a magic spells creates some flashy light, she knows for some reason and claps her hands.
The clapping sound was very getting very annoying and was interfering with my Emma Watson's Earlobe Jerking Session (I have an earlobe fetish), that's why we had epoxy resin injected into her wrists.
The downside is that now she can't hold a shovel in a downward postition when she has to do her welldigging chore (I ain't paying for water!), and kills all of my mom's pastic plants. The entire backyard is full of decapitated roses.


O.o ...................................



what.........the........... ****??????


i hope ur kidding....

i have the pirated version as well....im not bothering to read it tho....... quality sucks
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id rather read the book
 

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Seems that a lot of virus and spy ware distributors are taking advantage of the HP7 craze by sending people mails with titles like "OMG! Harry p0tter SI DAED! CLICK HARE! (+ Free Penis Makelargement)"

So watch out. Actualy, don't watch out, because if you're stupid enough to fall for it, you probably want the virus, and the free penis enlargement.
 

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Seems that a lot of virus and spy ware distributors are taking advantage of the HP7 craze by sending people mails with titles like "OMG! Harry p0tter SI DAED! CLICK HARE! (+ Free Penis Makelargement)"

So watch out. Actualy, don't watch out, because if you're stupid enough to fall for it, you probably want the virus, and the free penis enlargement.

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How many people are going in a Midnight launch?

I'll be heading to ASDA probably tonight
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(That's a Wal Mart
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I read it four days ago lol - a simple isohunt seach will find a 75mb rar file, and the password is 'internet' for the RAR.

Its not the best quality but for a HP nutter it was worth it, the last 20 odd pages are INTENSE.

BTW I pre-ordered the book before it was available for pre-order lol
 

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brother picked it up at midnight at a barnes and nobles. he started to read immediatley and he only got up when he went outside with his sword when it was raining...
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dont ask...
 
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