I am well aware, my post was a joke. The report was a joke, too! Something for the mods to laugh about....haha.
Y'think it's funny to report to the authorities and lie for
a joke?
Yes
Would you call the police and lie that there's a bomb in a school for
a joke?
Yes
Would you call the fire department and lie that there was a fire in a kindergarden for
a joke?
Yes
Would you call the gas department and lie to report that there's a dangerous leak near a playground for
a joke?
Yes
Would you call an ambulance and lie saying that there was a massive car crash for
a joke? YES
DO NOT REPORT AS A JOKE. THOSE JOKES MAY COST PEOPLE LIVES - THOSE HONOURABLE MEN AND WOMEN MAY BE NEEDED ELSEWHERE AT THE TIME.
Damn you irresponsible kids these days!
YOU'RE A JOKE! FUCK YOU!*
*I'm joking.