Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.Just remeber you are now one year closer to dying
happy birthday
And people wipe their ass on it.Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
And people wipe their ass on it.
I was kidding, but it does have some truth to it. (you did kind of say that though)Erhm. I didn't say life is like toilet paper. Ya missed the point..
It's my 30th, for whoever didn't bother to check.
TheI was kidding, but it does have some truth to it. (you did kind of say that though)
Congrats.
Yeah I know, it just seemed fitting to make a comment about the usage of toilet paper on a toilet paper related post.Themetaphorsimile is a commentary on the passage of time. Not about the quality of life itself.
I'm known for being obnoxiously serious about jokes.
Thanks for the happy birthday though.