Halloween Thread !

[BoneMonkey]

well its holloween here so im giving out candy to kids who come by my house

but i live in the ghetto so no one trick or treats i had 1 trick or treater last year

so im basically sitting here surfing the net eating candy

 

[JPH]

I heard you were planning to abduct the childrens when they come to your door

Is that true, zookie?

I'm not sure what I'm doing tonight - may go get some candy (Yer never to old to go Trick or Treat) or a haunted house or two.

What are you guys doing? What are yall dressed up as?

Happy Halloween Tempers!

Edit -

Oh yeah, if any kids come by, all the "candy" I've got are low fat LA Weight Loss bars!
Can't wait to see their reactions when I drop one of 'em in their bag

 

[BoneMonkey]

im not a pedo !


i will steal there candy though

 

[hankchill]

Yeah, I'm stuck on crappy candy duty tonight... I can't stand my doorbell so to hear it 1000 times in a night blows... I already had just 3 kids come to my door already, I hope nobody else does... Halloween sux. My wife made me turn off Mario 64 for this ¬_¬

Kids don't even say 'trick or treat' anymore, they say nothing and just expect the candy. Little brats

Good thing I live on a street with mainly university students though, so hopefully not too many kids are gonna bug me.

But seriously, these 'holidays' are so useless

 

[JPH]

Yeah, I'm stuck on crappy candy duty tonight... I can't stand my doorbell so to hear it 1000 times in a night blows... I already had just 3 kids come to my door already, I hope nobody else does... Halloween sux. My wife made me turn off Mario 64 for this ¬_¬

Kids don't even say 'trick or treat' anymore, they say nothing and just expect the candy. Little brats

Good thing I live on a street with mainly university students though, so hopefully not too many kids are gonna bug me.

But seriously, these 'holidays' are so useless

Blasphemy!

Halloween was fun when you were a kid.
It would of been even better if there weren't assholes like you answering the door

 

[bobrules]

Dam where's my trick or Drug

 

[BoneMonkey]

well the kids i had say trick or treat and they also say thank you when i give them candy ! :-)

 

[hankchill]

Blasphemy!

Halloween was fun when you were a kid.
It would of been even better if there weren't assholes like you answering the door

Yes, halloween was fun when I was a kid... that was a long time ago. Now it's useless, and I don't care for it.

And yes, it would be better if there weren't assholes like me answering the door

Those are the people with nothing better to do with their time. I, however, have software to code

No time for trickery or treat...ery?

Only have to survive one more hour of this until I get to unplug the doorbell

 

[Osaka]

*knocks on door* Trick or treat!

 

[notnarb]

*fishes through bag of needle filled snickers* here you go

 

[Osaka]

*fishes through bag of needle filled snickers* here you go

yay! ^^ thanks

 

[wiithepeople]

Blasphemy!

Halloween was fun when you were a kid.
It would of been even better if there weren't assholes like you answering the door

Yes, halloween was fun when I was a kid... that was a long time ago. Now it's useless, and I don't care for it.

And yes, it would be better if there weren't assholes like me answering the door

Those are the people with nothing better to do with their time. I, however, have software to code

No time for trickery or treat...ery?

Only have to survive one more hour of this until I get to unplug the doorbell

Do what I do. leave the candy by the door

Yeah I know there are some kids who take like the entire thing (I was one growing up

)
... but at least you don't have to answer the door!

 

[Linkiboy]

Do what I do. leave the candy by the door

Yeah I know there are some kids who take like the entire thing (I was one growing up

)
... but at least you don't have to answer the door!

Thats what I do. However I also wired an intercom and a webcam to my front door to scare the kids t hat DO try to take all of the candy.

 

[mthrnite]

I cheated and took my kids to a rich neighborhood. Almost everybody was at home and they got a ton of candy. They had lots of fun, and I had fun by extension.

..and here, for those that don't know my recent history, my wife left me last Halloween, and my mom died the Halloween before that. I've been saying all year "wonder what's gonna happen THIS Halloween. All is good though, well, I've still got two and a half hours before the day is officially over. Here's hoping a detached airplane engine doesn't crash through the roof at 11:59...

*waits for guy in rabbit suit*

 

[Sonicslasher]

I cheated and took my kids to a rich neighborhood. Almost everybody was at home and they got a ton of candy. They had lots of fun, and I had fun by extension.

..and here, for those that don't know my recent history, my wife left me last Halloween, and my mom died the Halloween before that. I've been saying all year "wonder what's gonna happen THIS Halloween. All is good though, well, I've still got two and a half hours before the day is officially over. Here's hoping a detached airplane engine doesn't crash through the roof at 11:59...

*waits for guy in rabbit suit*

lol, I live in a rich neighborhood. about 20 kids showed up to our house.
and about the second paragraph

....................................

 

[science]

I cheated and took my kids to a rich neighborhood. Almost everybody was at home and they got a ton of candy. They had lots of fun, and I had fun by extension.

..and here, for those that don't know my recent history, my wife left me last Halloween, and my mom died the Halloween before that. I've been saying all year "wonder what's gonna happen THIS Halloween. All is good though, well, I've still got two and a half hours before the day is officially over. Here's hoping a detached airplane engine doesn't crash through the roof at 11:59...

*waits for guy in rabbit suit*

 

[Osaka]

Do what I do. leave the candy by the door

Yeah I know there are some kids who take like the entire thing (I was one growing up

)
... but at least you don't have to answer the door!

Thats what I do. However I also wired an intercom and a webcam to my front door to scare the kids t hat DO try to take all of the candy.

haha XD good idea

 

[Hiratai]

I cheated and took my kids to a rich neighborhood. Almost everybody was at home and they got a ton of candy. They had lots of fun, and I had fun by extension.

..and here, for those that don't know my recent history, my wife left me last Halloween, and my mom died the Halloween before that. I've been saying all year "wonder what's gonna happen THIS Halloween. All is good though, well, I've still got two and a half hours before the day is officially over. Here's hoping a detached airplane engine doesn't crash through the roof at 11:59...

*waits for guy in rabbit suit*


lol, I live in a rich neighborhood. about 20 kids showed up to our house.
and about the second paragraph

....................................

You're 12. Why weren't you trick or treating?

 

[Sonicslasher]

I cheated and took my kids to a rich neighborhood. Almost everybody was at home and they got a ton of candy. They had lots of fun, and I had fun by extension.

..and here, for those that don't know my recent history, my wife left me last Halloween, and my mom died the Halloween before that. I've been saying all year "wonder what's gonna happen THIS Halloween. All is good though, well, I've still got two and a half hours before the day is officially over. Here's hoping a detached airplane engine doesn't crash through the roof at 11:59...

*waits for guy in rabbit suit*


lol, I live in a rich neighborhood. about 20 kids showed up to our house.
and about the second paragraph

....................................

You're 12. Why weren't you trick or treating?

lol, you and your age forgetting brain, 14, and I went to a party, then came back, to feed trikers

 

[mcsquared]

another hallmark holiday made up by the greetings card companies to get morons to spend money they dont have - and whats with all the dressing up as sluts now? another americanism thats creeping into the rest of the world, why is it knocking on someones door and asking for food is called trick or treat at halloween and begging any other time of the year? little gobshites prefer throwing eggs round here anyway