1. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    [​IMG]

    So I'm looking in ppl garbage cans collecting uneaten bacon when I come up to some drunk rich dudes house (I know he is drunk cause of all the empty vodka bottles in his trash cans), I peek through the window and he is banging some supermodel! Then in the corner of the room was some cool power armor so I took it.

    So far its pretty cool I can use the lasers on the suit to fry my cold bacon pew pew pew pew!

    what should I do with it ?
     
  2. distorted.freque

    distorted.freque I'm getting mixed signals here!
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    *gasps*

    My hero. [​IMG]
     
  3. The Viztard

    The Viztard GBAtemp Fan
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    looks a little different from the recent movie...but any ways...LMAO, awesome, you should sign this piece of paper, can i have your autograph Ironman? wait...are you Ironman?!?!....

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    So what would you call that? Iron Monkey, Bone Man? o.O
     
  5. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    For starters, Linkiboy. Then a fellow monkey, such as tinymonkeyt.
     
  6. chuckstudios

    chuckstudios Putting the pro in procrastination
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    "To tell you the truth... I am Iron Man." *credits*
     
  7. The Viztard

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    How bout' Iron Bone? LMFAO [​IMG]
     
  8. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity
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  9. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    this suit is pretty sweet has built in nipple warmers
     
  10. PBC

    PBC What!? I can change this??
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    Damn, does ironman_key run on unleaded? or does he run on bacon grease now?

    Ps. What if you have to pee real quick...can you just do it in the suit like a scuba diver??
     
  11. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    Bone monkeys have nipples? [​IMG]
     
  12. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity
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  13. Westside

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    Milk duds.
     
  14. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    Yes bonemonkies have nipples as illustrated here

    [​IMG]

    *Please note BoneMonkey's nipples are not Milk Duds
     
  15. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.
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    HALP!!!11
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  16. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    You call those nipples? They look like tiny specks to me.
     
  17. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    tiny specks ? or concentrated sexiness
     
  18. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana
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    Ugh... Monkey milk...
     
  19. BoneMonkey

    OP BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.
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    milk does not come out of my nips tyvm
     
  20. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    But Bone Monkey milk either gives you super human powers or make you hallucinate, I forgot which.
     
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