Hadrian "My New BFF" (Season One)

[Hadrian]

VVoltz was mean to me during the last two tempcasts so I've decided to ditch him and look for someone new. Lagman isn't around here (but he is on Facebook and Twitter if you know his name) I'm too awesome for VVoltz anyway, 'cos I like invented the GBAtemp Recommends (in theory) and that lasted right? That makes me a gifted and amazing person. Also it was me who got the shoutbox back, that makes me doubly gifted and and and erm I also invented eggs.

To enter:
Write about how much you love me, why you love me and how you can improve my life as a BFF. Also describe how you'll defend my honour on future flame wars.
If you have a warning given by me that has sticked to this day then you can't enter. Sorry but I don't like warning people and if you force me to do something that I don't like then you are not BFF material.
Changing your name so it has a "drian" in it will help somewhat but it isn't just about that.

Impress me.

 

[FAST6191]

Word to the wise: Mr. *drian and the magazine staff are mortal enemies (something to do with us burying his works every time he made a new one) so a liberal dose of how much you hate us Mag staffers will probably go a long way in such a contest.

 

[Hadrian]

I don't hate on the Mag Staff no more, I see you people as collegues in the task of improving the temp.

 

[raulpica]

I'm so going to enter, wait for me

*RESERVED POST*

 

[Veho]

I like Hadrian very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much.

(Get the reference... you know)

 

[Hadrian]

Reference missed.

 

[Veho]

Johnny Bravo, "Panic in Jerky Town!"

 

[Eternal Myst]

i will give it you in the bun, or rim it for ya

fer real

 

[PettingZoo]

dont pick veho, his name has a v in it which will remind you of vvolts

 

[Issac]

So there was this Hadrian and he was on an airplane, and he was flying to meet his fiancé seaming high above the largest ocean on planet earth. He was seated next to this man he had tried to start conversations, but the only thing he had really heard him say was to order his Bloody Mary. He was sitting there and he was reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that he couldn’t even pronounce the name of. And he was feeling very bored and despondent. And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out, and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet, and the pilot's on the microphone and he’s saying “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god... I'm sorry” and apologizing. And he looks at the man and says “Where are we going?” and he looks at him and he says “We’re going to a party. It’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party. Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.” And then he starts humming this little tune, it kind of goes like this: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

We must talk in every telephone
Get eaten off the web
We must rip out all the epilogues in the books that we have read
And in the face of every criminal
Strapped firmly to a chair
We must stare, we must stare, we must stare

We must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell
Set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
And in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but doesn’t dream
We must sing, we must sing, we must sing

It’ll go like this:

While my mother waters plants
My father loads his guns
He says death will give us back to God
Just like this setting sun is returned to this lonesome ocean

And then they splashed into the deep blue sea
It was a wonderful splash

We must blend into the choir
Sing as static with the whole
We must memorize nine numbers and deny we have a soul
And in this endless race for property and privilege to be won
We must run, we must run, we must run

We must hang up in the belfry
Where the bats and moonlight laugh
We must stare into a crystal ball and only see the past
And in the caverns of tomorrow
With just our flashlights and our love
We must plunge, we must plunge, we must plunge

And then we’ll get down there, way down to the very bottom of everything
And then we’ll see it, oh we’ll see it, we’ll see it, we’ll see it

Oh my morning's coming back
The whole world’s waking up
All the city buses swimming past
I’m happy just because
I found out I am really no one

^^

Not much credits to me at all

 

[Rock Raiyu]

dont pick veho, his name has a v in it which will remind you of vvolts

Don't choose PettingZoo, he's clearly one of Vvolt's accomplices. Now if you were to choose me, that would be a different story.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

I love you, and you'll choose me cause I show my affection to you by having become a Drian myself!

 

[alidsl]

I got you a cake...

If you want to make another one it's got the recipe on the side

 

[VVoltz]

He'll come back, they always come back.

 

[Domination]

Saying how much you love someone out loud is stupid.

Defending hadrian and loving him is the mission of every temper at birth. We should watch over him even if we aren't his BFF.

And no, I am not applying for this.

 

[Hadrian]

To be honest, I'm not impressed. Its like people have mistaken me for Antokan.

Show the love.

 

[Domination]

Prepared fully in Arial. :yayarial:

Can i have a cookie pl0x? Nice cookie

Edit: Eh? Your family name is really Mosley? Didn't know.

 

[ShadowXP]

I am just going to say this: ShadowXP loves you.

If late-night Skype calls about how awesome Batman is aren't enough for you - THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

 

[Veho]

Show the love.

I would, but this is a kids-friendly forum.

 

[Frog]

I wuv you hadrian.
Now, what'd i win?