Hadrian Hadrian Hadrian

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Jul 21, 2009

Hadrian Hadrian Hadrian by Hadrian at 6:32 PM (1,647 Views / 0 Likes) 24 replies

  1. Hadrian
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    That guy is Emperor Hadrian, a Roman guy.

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    That guy is me, and amazingly our lives are very similar! Of course some events are have yet to have happened but you know...whatever.


    Emperor Hadrian was born on January 24, 76 AD.
    GBAtemp Hadrian was born on July 14th, 1981 AD.

    Emperor Hadrian was born in either Rome or Italica, Spain - the original sources are not clear on this though Rome seems more likely.
    GBAtemp Hadrian was born in either Mansfield or Sutton, Nottinghamshire the original sources are not clear on this though Mansfield seems more likely.

    Emperor Hadrian was clearly very capable and achieved high office, reaching the consulate at the age of 32, the earliest possible age at that time.
    GBAtemp Hadrian was clearly very capable and achieved high office, reaching the Admin at the age of 32, the earliest possible age at that time.

    Emperor Hadrian became Emperor on the death of Trajan, in August, 117 AD.
    GBAtemp Hadrian became Admin on the death of Costello, in August, 2013 AD.

    When he became Emperor, four respected Roman Senators were killed. Emperor Hadrian denied having anything to do with this, but the senate suspected he was involved and never forgave him.
    When he became Admin, four respected Magazine Staff were killed. GBAtemp Hadrian denied having anything to do with this, but the admin suspected he was involved and never forgave him.

    As Emperor, Hadrian spent most of his time travelling and inspecting his empire.
    As Admin, Hadrian spent most of his time travelling and inspecting his Mrs.

    Emperer Hadrian was keen to establish natural or man-made boundaries to his empire.
    GBAtemp Hadrian was keen to establish natural or man-made boundaries to his Mrs.

    Emperor Hadrian initiated many building works and defenses, such as Hadrian's Wall, and both consolidated the empire, and firmly established the boundaries of the Roman Empire.
    GBAtemp Hadrian initiated many building works and defenses, such as Hadrian's Pile of Used Tissues, and both consolidated the empire, and firmly established the boundaries of the GBAtemp Empire.

    Emperor Hadrian was a capable administrator and a good soldier and leader.
    GBAtemp Hadrian was a capable Mod and a good tempcaster and bleeder.

    Emperor Hadrian is known as one of the "Five Good Emperors", which consist of Nerva, Trajan, Hadrian, and the two Antonines.
    GBAtemp Hadrian is known as one of the "Five Good Global Mods", which consist of Mthrnite (now Supervisor), Sinkhead (now Supervisor), Hadrian, and the two Toni Plutonij's.

    Emperor Hadrian had a love of Greek Culture and he is often portrayed in statues and on coins with a full beard, which at the time of his reign was a Greek Custom, most Roman Men preferring to be clean shaven.
    GBAtemp Hadrian had a love of Superhawtgurl Culture and he is often portrayed in statues and on coins with a full scrotum, which at the time of his reign was a EoF Custom, most GBAtemp Men preferring to be sack empty.

    Emperor Hadrian also took a keen interest in architecture, and was directly responsible for the devolpment of many fine buildings and structures during his reign.
    GBAtemp Hadrian also took a keen interest in fads, and was directly responsible for the devolpment of many threads and retardedness during his reign.

    Emperor Hadrian died on July 10, 138 AD at his Imperial Villa at Baiae, on the Bay of Naples.
    GBAtemp Hadrian died on July 10, 2038 AD at his Imperial Bungalow at Rochford, in Essex.

    On his death, the Senate attempted to villify Emperor Hadrian, to curse his memory, but his successor Antoninus fought for the right for Hadrian to be deified, and respected as a Roman God.
    On his death, the IRC Staff attempted to villify GBAtemp Hadrian, to curse his memory, but his successor Toni Plutonij fought for the right for Hadrian to be deified, and respected as a GBAtemp meme.


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  2. B-Blue

    Member B-Blue im a slut

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    did you just compare yourself to a statue?


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  3. anaxs

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    same thing

    edit: u posted 2 of the same pics

    just kiddin
     
  4. Hadrian
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    Gaydrian has the same birthday as me [​IMG]
     
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    This explains a lot...
     
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  8. Hadrian
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    I remember when shelleeson was nice to me.
     
  9. raulpica

    Supervisor raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Hadrian for Admin [​IMG]
     
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    How long did this take you to make? You have way too much time on your hands.
     
  11. Hadrian
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    A few minutes while I eat my mozzarella sticks.
     
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    I call bogus on this one. There's no way Hadrian could defeated any of us powerful Mag Staff just like that. In fact I'm pretty sure that he'd have a hard time becoming an admin because we'd be so busy posting new new all over his frontpage announcements [​IMG]
     
  13. Cablephish

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    Emperor Hadrian has a stupid looking haircut.
    Emperor Hadrian also has a stupid beard.

    Your haircut isn't very far off from as bad as his either.
     
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    Rockys Adrian is in love with a man named rocky.
    Gbatemp Hadrian is a squirll

    Rockys Adrian has brown hair with a funny accent
    Gbatemp Hadrian has brown haid with a funny accent



    And if you say the topic title in a mirror a floppy penis will jump out at you.
     
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    Emperor Hadrian was a pimp.
    GBATemp Hadrian is a pimp.
     
  16. VVoltz

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    I like Hadrian Cao Cao better.

    Cao Cao Hadrian was born in the county of Qiao (譙, present day Bozhou, Anhui) in 155. His father Cao Song was a foster son of Cao Teng, who in turn was one of the favorite eunuchs of Emperor Huan. Some historical records, including Biography of Cao Man, claim that Cao Song was originally surnamed Xiahou (thus making Cao Cao Hadrian a cousin of Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan, two of his most prominent generals). In the fictionalized Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao Hadrian's father was originally a Xiahou and was adopted into the Cao family.
    Cao Cao Hadrian was known for his craftiness as a young man. According to the Biography of Cao Man, Cao Cao Hadrian's uncle often complained to Cao Song regarding Cao Cao Hadrian's childhood indulgence in hunting and music with Yuan Shao. To counter this, Cao Cao Hadrian one day feigned a fit before his uncle, who hurriedly informed Cao Song. Cao Song rushed out to see his son, who then acted normally. When asked, Cao Cao Hadrian replied, "I have never had such illness, but I lost the love of my uncle, and therefore he had deceived you." Henceforth, Cao Song ceased to believe the words of his brother regarding Cao Cao Hadrian, and thus Cao Cao Hadrian became even more blatant in his wayward pursuits.
    At that time, there was a man living in Runan named Xu Shao who was famed for his ability to evaluate one's potentials and talents. Cao Cao Hadrian paid him a visit in hopes of receiving the evaluation that will earn him some reputation politically. Originally Xu Shao pondered and refused to make a statement; however, under persistent questioning, he finally said, "You would be a capable minister in peaceful times and an unscrupulous hero in chaotic times." Cao Cao Hadrian took this as a compliment and was very pleased as it was recorded that he "laughs and leaves" after receiving said comment. It is worth noting that there are two other versions of the comment in other unofficial historical records: "capable minister in peaceful times, righteous hero in chaotic times"[citation needed] and "sinister foe in peaceful times, great hero in chaotic times."[citation needed]
    At twenty, Cao Cao Hadrian was recommended to be a district captain of Luoyang. Upon taking up the post, Cao Cao Hadrian placed rows of multicolored staffs outside his office and ordered his deputies to flog those who violated the law, regardless of their status. An uncle of Jian Shuo, one of the most powerful and influential eunuchs under Emperor Ling, was once caught walking in the city beyond the evening curfew hour by Cao Cao Hadrian and given his fair share of flogging. This prompted Jian Shuo and other higher authorities to "promote" Cao Cao Hadrian to another position outside the imperial capital (governor of Dunqiu County) to remove his management.
    When the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out in 184 Cao Cao Hadrian was recalled to Luoyang and promoted to a captain of the cavalry (騎都尉) and sent to Yingchuan to put down the rebels there. He was successful in his military exploits and was further promoted to Governor of Dong Commandery (東郡).
     
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    so really the only thing "in common" is the ending of the dates of death....
    and even then if someone wrote it differently, then it wouldn't even matter.

    hadrian, i cry foul i think you are looking for connections where connections aught not be found.





     
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  20. Hadrian
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    There you go again being mean!

    I'm large.

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