Guys, I need advice I don't know what to do about this...

[kaotik2k]

I can think of a few options you have ..

1. Tell her you want to f**k her mum
2. Do some smelly farts around her
3. Tell her you wet the bed and have to wear incontinence pants at school. You could even wear a pair for the day !

Or you could just take the adult approach and tell her your not in to little girls ?

 

[sarkwalvein]

Tell her "No, thanks. I am an asshole with bad taste, and I can't even bear seeing you around."
You know, most of the time just telling the truth works miracles. /s

PS: Seriously, just tell her to leave you alone. Or didn't that work?

 

[migles]

Or you could just take the adult approach and tell her your not in to little girls ?

or like i said earlier, migles is super in love with her, and wants to meet her..
lel

anwyay, now seriously
just fucking tell her what do you think.
say that you don't feel good with her "lifestyle", and that you don't want her to change just because of you (or if you want, ask if she really liked you, she could change it)
it depends on the conversation and what you think, just be honest, try to don't say asshole or selfish stuff..
would you like her if she didn't had that lifestile? talk with her.. you just want to go to bed with her with different clothes or do really like her?

it's 2016 i don't understand why people still play relationship games.. just be honest...
there are dudes that aproach girls and ask if they wanna fuck, i don't agree with that kind of atitude, but it's better than play a big game, pretend that you are interested making the girl think that you like her as a friend and cause lots of problems...

 

[BurningDesire]

Tell her "No, thanks. I am an asshole with bad taste, and I can't even bear seeing you around."
You know, most of the time just telling the truth works miracles. /s

Or he could be nice and say I just went through a breakup and I don't know if I can do this right now.

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Actually. Just play this. She'll run towards the hills

 

[Enlapse]

You have many possibilities:
The first one, and probably the simplest'd be tell her you don't want anything with her. But, why don't you try to give her a chance or something? Maybe she shuts your mouth and you start to liking her. I'm not saying that you need to be her boyfriend or anything, but a date or something can change your mind (or not), even if you're not in "lolitas", like me (neither do I). And perhaps she likes to dress like that (some dresses are quite good, to be honest) some days and not everyday. Who knows?

 

[Seriel]

My honest advice would be to talk to her and get to know her before making any snap decisions.
But then, what do I know about love lol

 

[Patxinco]

I'll had the D burnt, if i were you, too mcuh friction with her.
Insert "If you know what i mean" meme here

To get ride of her, probably will be just, i'm not going with you out dressed like that EVER.
And make clear that EVER

 

[Bimmel]

People like to make life complicated. Are you a man or a mouse? Pitiful.

 

[pwsincd]

from the mind of a 46 yr old man.. .. fuck her reeeeealllllyyyy badly... job done !!

 

[jDSX]

Okay well she's 17 and apparently she is now stalking me when I am with my kid. I feel like I am being burned for doing a prank on a buddy or something like that. Yeah this is all good advice but like I said it's gotten out of hand and she won't take no for an answer after..uhh flashing me is that what it's called or upskirting?

 

[WiiUBricker]

Tell her you have a vagina.

 

[jDSX]

Tell her you have a vagina.

If only she were that stupid..

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Okay well she's 17 and apparently she is now stalking me when I am with my kid. I feel like I am being burned for doing a prank on a buddy or something like that. Yeah this is all good advice but like I said it's gotten out of hand and she won't take no for an answer after..uhh flashing me is that what it's called or upskirting?

Do you have a wife? If so, MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER ABOUT THIS, and start bringing her EVERYWHERE with you. If you have not already, tell her (lolicon girl, that is) to stop. If she continues to and you find this behavior distracting, FILE A POLICE REPORT IMMEDIATELY. This is NOT the kind of thing you want hanging over your head, because if she is underage, it suddenly opens you up to legal action against you if it progresses too far.

 

[migles]

Okay well she's 17 and apparently she is now stalking me when I am with my kid. I feel like I am being burned for doing a prank on a buddy or something like that. Yeah this is all good advice but like I said it's gotten out of hand and she won't take no for an answer after..uhh flashing me is that what it's called or upskirting?

ho noes.... migles do not want for now...
but when tell me when she is 18, i would say at 20 ish, but it's too much waiting time :/

 

[jDSX]

Do you have a wife? If so, MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER ABOUT THIS, and start bringing her EVERYWHERE with you. If you have not already, tell her to stop. If she continues to and you find this behavior distracting, FILE A POLICE REPORT IMMEDIATELY. This is NOT the kind of thing you want hanging over your head, because if she is underage, it suddenly opens you up to legal action against you if it progresses too far.

Separated. I tried telling her I'll report her but she doesn't get it I really don't know how else to say this either because I never had a chick stalk me and play dumb at the same time.

 

[Catastrophic]

Maybe you should try wearing a shirt that says "I hate lolicons!". That'll show her!

 

[DinohScene]

Do you have a wife? If so, MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER ABOUT THIS, and start bringing her EVERYWHERE with you. If you have not already, tell her (lolicon girl, that is) to stop. If she continues to and you find this behavior distracting, FILE A POLICE REPORT IMMEDIATELY. This is NOT the kind of thing you want hanging over your head, because if she is underage, it suddenly opens you up to legal action against you if it progresses too far.

I've had so many girls chasing after me (various ages)
Most of them quitted when I told them I only like dicks but some kept on going.
Even when I was on a meet with me bf n the two of us where exploring each others inner mouth with those stalker girls watching...

Some wont ever give up until they got a new prey.

Maybe you should try wearing a shirt that says "I hate lolicons!". That'll show her!

Wearing a shirt saying "I <З Dicks" is a better option

 

[koolking97]

I don't know what I just read through and honestly I'm surprised people have these kinds of problems , but this thread made me laugh, so thank you.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Separated. I tried telling her I'll report her but she doesn't get it I really don't know how else to say this either because I never had a chick stalk me and play dumb at the same time.

As I said, next step is probably going to your local courthouse or police department. You should probably do a bit of googling as to how to proceed legally with stalking, particularly underage stalking

 

[jDSX]

As I said, next step is probably going to your local courthouse or police department. You should probably do a bit of googling as to how to proceed legally with stalking, particularly underage stalking

Not to mention how funny that will pan out; older guy (me) being stalked by a girl wh is a minor.