Guys...I have another confession to make...

[jarejare3]

I beg your pardon? I am not a fox, I'm a Time Lord! That, and I just hijacked 3 threads and nobody seems to mind! Also, notifications rock. =P

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[Foxi4]

Da fuk? I'm defenseless now! D=

 

[jarejare3]

Da fuk? I'm defenseless now! D=

I have hacked your mind. u are one of us now.

 

[rastsan]

Shoots jarejare3 and foxi4 with creaminess...

separating them and stopping the mind hijacking process...

writhing over the large pink shaft... i love this cannon....

 

[Foxi4]

...all of a sudden having my brain hijacked is a much better option. Make me forget that someone shot his creaminess at me while at it please.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

What happened to the hugs? The hugs are gone...

 

[Foxi4]

You can still get creamed on, apparently...

 

[Bobbyloujo]

D:

 

[jarejare3]

...all of a sudden having my brain hijacked is a much better option. Make me forget that someone shot his creaminess at me while at it please.

im sorry I have lost my ability to hack people due to being shot

 

[Foxi4]

...all of a sudden having my brain hijacked is a much better option. Make me forget that someone shot his creaminess at me while at it please.

im sorry I have lost my ability to hack people due to being shot

That is thoroughly worrying indeed.

 

[Domination]

Friends may sound like a nice concept...

Until they betray you and you kill them out of rage. And during the course of the next few days while trying to hide their corpses, you develop necrophilia and violate your best friend and his girlfriend. Then you get loss in the woods and due to extreme hunger you are forced to roast their body parts, and as you gobble their flesh down, you remember all the good times you had, you start tearing, but you can't help but think the flesh is delicious, and develop a craving for more human meat, you are now a cannibal.

Then when you finally find your way home, you couldn't resist the urge and ended up killing your parents and eating their flesh as well. You realise you had become a monster and you start to regret what you've done. But it's too late, you are being pursued by the local police, the interpol and the local angry mob, with their pitchforks and rakes.

You manage to give them the slip, and you sneak into the various policemen's homes at night and kill all of them and their family, and chop of certain parts of the body which you like the taste of. And with sufficient rationing now, you escape illegally into another country, say Mexico, and live a secluded life on a mountain top shack, occasionally going to the city for food, sex and tacos... In the form of murdered victims.

In other words, friends are nothing but trouble, don't invite trouble voluntarily. Be grateful you don't have friends. And be careful what you ask for. Brb, going to city for tacos... Human tacos.

Spoiler

That's my concept for a best selling thriller/drama novel, anyone want to sponsor me? I need a publisher with good contractual benefits and flexibility to my needs as a writer. And if possible I want a 70/30 cut.

 

[jarejare3]

Friends may sound like a nice concept...

Until they betray you and you kill them out of rage. And during the course of the next few days while trying to hide their corpses, you develop necrophilia and violate your best friend and his girlfriend. Then you get loss in the woods and due to extreme hunger you are forced to roast their body parts, and as you gobble their flesh down, you remember all the good times you had, you start tearing, but you can't help but think the flesh is delicious, and develop a craving for more human meat, you are now a cannibal.

Then when you finally find your way home, you couldn't resist the urge and ended up killing your parents and eating their flesh as well. You realise you had become a monster and you start to regret what you've done. But it's too late, you are being pursued by the local police, the interpol and the local angry mob, with their pitchforks and rakes.

You manage to give them the slip, and you sneak into the various policemen's homes at night and kill all of them and their family, and chop of certain parts of the body which you like the taste of. And with sufficient rationing now, you escape illegally into another country, say Mexico, and live a secluded life on a mountain top shack, occasionally going to the city for food, sex and tacos... In the form of murdered victims.

In other words, friends are nothing but trouble, don't invite trouble voluntarily. Be grateful you don't have friends. And be careful what you ask for. Brb, going to city for tacos... Human tacos.

Spoiler

That's my concept for a best selling thriller/drama novel, anyone want to sponsor me? I need a publisher with good contractual benefits and flexibility to my needs as a writer. And if possible I want a 70/30 cut.

no comment.

 

[Foxi4]

Friends may sound like a nice concept...

Until they betray you and you kill them out of rage. And during the course of the next few days while trying to hide their corpses, you develop necrophilia and violate your best friend and his girlfriend. Then you get loss in the woods and due to extreme hunger you are forced to roast their body parts, and as you gobble their flesh down, you remember all the good times you had, you start tearing, but you can't help but think the flesh is delicious, and develop a craving for more human meat, you are now a cannibal.

Then when you finally find your way home, you couldn't resist the urge and ended up killing your parents and eating their flesh as well. You realise you had become a monster and you start to regret what you've done. But it's too late, you are being pursued by the local police, the interpol and the local angry mob, with their pitchforks and rakes.

You manage to give them the slip, and you sneak into the various policemen's homes at night and kill all of them and their family, and chop of certain parts of the body which you like the taste of. And with sufficient rationing now, you escape illegally into another country, say Mexico, and live a secluded life on a mountain top shack, occasionally going to the city for food, sex and tacos... In the form of murdered victims.

In other words, friends are nothing but trouble, don't invite trouble voluntarily. Be grateful you don't have friends. And be careful what you ask for. Brb, going to city for tacos... Human tacos.

Spoiler

That's my concept for a best selling thriller/drama novel, anyone want to sponsor me? I need a publisher with good contractual benefits and flexibility to my needs as a writer. And if possible I want a 70/30 cut.

 

[s4mid4re]

*snip

Spoiler

That's my concept for a best selling thriller/drama novel, anyone want to sponsor me? I need a publisher with good contractual benefits and flexibility to my needs as a writer. And if possible I want a 70/30 cut.

I thought you were studying to become a lawyer (or something to that extent...)

EDIT: or was that just a class you took? >_>

 

[Deleted-236924]

hit him with the pinkie pie cannon!!

Then capture him so we can love and tolerate the S@#& out of him (♥ w ♥)

Your avatar contains a horrible, horrible grammar error.

 

[LunaWofl]

*hugs thread*

 

[Jennyfurr]

hit him with the pinkie pie cannon!!

Then capture him so we can love and tolerate the S@#& out of him (♥ w ♥)

Your avatar contains a horrible, horrible grammar error.

lol, but it's Squall.. so it's okay.

 

[s4mid4re]

*hugs thread*

*hugs eof*

I win~

 

[LunaWofl]

*hugs thread*

*hugs eof*

I win~

*hugs nara-kun*

I beg to differ

 

[s4mid4re]

*hugs thread*

*hugs eof*

I win~

*hugs nara-kun*

I beg to differ