Guys help.

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  1. Rydian
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    My balls itch, but I'm tired of just giving them a simple scratch when it happens. It's not like it happens often, but having been male for at least 5 years of my life (technical truth) I think that it's no longer time to scratch them normally. This is 2012 and technology is running rampant, yet I'm still just using my hand for a quick scratch whenever needed? Unacceptable.

    Post a picture of what I should scratch my balls with.
     
  2. Arras

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  4. Lucifer666

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    The Fourth Dimension
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    Gentleman's ball scratcher.
     
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    I forgot

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    Don't fix what ain't broke.

    EDIT: Those with the dark theme, there's a picture of a hand here. Stupid transparent background.
    EDIT2: Well...close enough.
     
  6. Thesolcity

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    San Miguel
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  9. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    scratch your balls whilst having a drink

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  10. Rydian
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    I'm torn between pointing out that the first reply is the only one using modern technology... and dreading to ask Catboy if he really wants me to rub his face in my junk every so often.
     
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  11. Narayan

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    i was gonna post an electric shaver. but i think it's old.
     
  12. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Use a bottle cap from a Coors Light. The technology makes it SO THE MOUNTAINS TURN BLUE WHEN IT'S COLD ENOUGH TO DRINK
     
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  13. Rydian
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    I don't like my balls being cold, though.

    They need to be warm and nestled, like a baby bunny in the den in winter.
     
  14. Law

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    better tuck them back up then
     
  15. Black-Ice

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    Constantly do this until you cant feel a thing
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    How will that help? We all know you're the father.
     
  18. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Will they blend?

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  19. ComeTurismO

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    BALLS SCRATHERS? BALLS SCRATCHERS! BALLS SCRATCHERS?
    Balls Scrathers -.-
     
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