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[burnout]

Hey all,
Newbe here, but old to the world (well feel like it)

 

[janer]

hi pal... nothing more to say

....but have a nice stay... the bar is open from 18.00 to 23.00

 

[The Teej]

Hey There!

Welcome to GBATemp! I hope you have a nice stay. Remember to Bookmark us!

........ so we'll bookmark you in the bar

 

[cruddybuddy]

Don't listen to them. There is no bar.

Welcome anyway! If you're smart though, you'll leave now before you get sucked in and wasted all of your time here.

 

[SilverGenix]

where is the bar?
did you guys move it again?!? awwww......

oh hi there new one, sup? have a nice stay at the GBATemp Hotel

 

[cruddybuddy]

I think they raised the bar. *ahem* Get it? Raised the bar? Har har har!

EDIT: I hate to have to edit this post, considering it was my 777th post and therefore should have been considered perfect. But do to a request by a member I have respect for, my previous "joke" has been removed.

 

[ShadowXP]

Welcome to Hotel GBATemp. I hope you enjoy your stay.

If someone doesn't help you up to your room, I'll do it - I usually end up doing it anyway.

By the way, watch out for qrayzie - he has this thing about stealing shampoo and.... the mint on your pillow there look delicious! *mobbles mint*

 

[Lily]

Stealing shampoo??

Well I never..

*drops armload of shampoo bottles*

THOSE AREN'T MINE!

Welcome to the hotel though.

If you're lucky, I'll only raid your room once or twice a week, the hotel staff doesn't seem to like to restock my room very often.

 

[The Teej]

Hey qrayzie man I havent seen you around for about a week or so, where did you go?

 

[aj1288]

he's been kicking back relaxing from the stress of posting regularly, jking. Anyways to the new member welcome and contribute as much as your heart desires.

Peace out

AJ

 

[Lily]

Hey qrayzie man I havent seen you around for about a week or so, where did you go?

I ended up taking a trip to see some sick family members, and have very little access to a working computer/internet..so I've had to cut back a bit. I still come and post/read as often as I can though.

Expect it back up to full force in Sept.

 

[dice]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, there's no bar...

*quickly closes door*

 

[ShadowXP]

Stealing shampoo??

Well I never..

*drops armload of shampoo bottles*

THOSE AREN'T MINE!

Welcome to the hotel though.

If you're lucky, I'll only raid your room once or twice a week, the hotel staff doesn't seem to like to restock my room very often.

Mwa ha ha ha ha! While you've been away, I've secretly installed anti-qrayzie alarms in each and every single room... I've also formed the ASMSS. "Anti-Shampoo and Mint Stealing Squad". They're watching you.

 

[Chiaki]

Stealing shampoo??

Well I never..

*drops armload of shampoo bottles*

THOSE AREN'T MINE!

Welcome to the hotel though.

If you're lucky, I'll only raid your room once or twice a week, the hotel staff doesn't seem to like to restock my room very often.

Mwa ha ha ha ha! While you've been away, I've secretly installed anti-qrayzie alarms in each and every single room... I've also formed the ASMSS. "Anti-Shampoo and Mint Stealing Squad". They're watching you.

Yeah and I'm the Brigadier General Nagoya of this Squad and I arrest you hereby for stealing shampoos.
I judge here and now and sentence you to death.

Choose the art of killing:

1. Being feed with shampoo until they burst out your eyes.
2. Getting a shampoo injection of 10 litres directly in your blood circulation.
3. Left without a shower until the dandruffs eat you up

.
4. Being stabbed with shampoo bottles until you are dead (takes long though)
5. Being tied up to a wall and stare at a shampoo bottle 1 cm before your face until you grow mad and die.

 

[Lily]

I'm a wimp, how about just letting me off with not being able to take a shower?

(Now how the heck does one steal a shower in this place..)

 

[The Teej]

I'm a wimp, how about just letting me off with not being able to take a shower?

(Now how the heck does one steal a shower in this place..)

Psst.. I heard.. there's a secret.. shower... in the alleyway...but there's this dog... that kind stares at you weird when you shower..

But yeah anyway qrayzie, I hope your family members are ok man.