[7:56:18 PM] Guild: "Colbert and Stewart are smart humor"
[7:56:22 PM] Guild: Which is why they're FUCKING BETTER
[7:56:37 PM] Gahars: But it's like
[7:56:41 PM] Gahars: Blunt humor isn't the problem
[7:56:45 PM] Gahars: Humor is the issue
[7:56:50 PM] Gahars: Jay Leno isn't funny
[7:56:53 PM] Gahars: He makes a dumb joke
[7:56:57 PM] Gahars: Mugs to the camera
[7:56:59 PM] Gahars: And that's it
[7:57:02 PM] Gahars: COMEDY GOLD EVERYONE
[7:57:13 PM] Guild: Like late night talk is just so fucking drab
[7:57:24 PM] Guild: It's not smart
[7:57:39 PM] Gahars: I like Conan O'Brien as a guy
[7:57:47 PM] Gahars: He worked on the simpsons during its best years
[7:57:52 PM] Gahars: He's a funny guy on his own
[7:57:56 PM] Gahars: But his show isn;t
[7:58:14 PM] Gahars: If he can't even produce anything good
[7:58:22 PM] Gahars: With the format
[7:58:29 PM] Gahars: What does it say for the rest of them?
[7:59:22 PM] Guild: That they all suck
[7:59:28 PM] Guild: Like I never saw any interest in them
[7:59:36 PM] Guild: It's just generic late night fluff
[7:59:58 PM] Gahars: It's for old people who don't remember Johnny Carson's dead
[8:00:04 PM] Gahars: They just think he grew a long chin
[8:00:40 PM] Gahars: Their eyes glaze over as they're taken back to memories of shearing corn on the family farm
[8:00:46 PM] Gahars: This is the target audience
[8:01:07 PM] Guild: True fact: The highest demographic for them is Alzheimers
[8:01:41 PM] Gahars: It's why they get away with so much stale humor
[8:01:45 PM] Gahars: It's still fresh to them!
[8:01:59 PM] Gahars: "Ha ha, teenagers do have baggier pants than most!"
[8:02:22 PM] Guild: Oh god Alex
[8:02:31 PM] Guild: I'm imagining it all
[8:02:39 PM] Guild: Just some crusty old man saying that
[8:03:57 PM] Gahars: He tries to sit backward on his chair
[8:04:06 PM] Gahars: So he can relate to his grandchildren
[8:04:09 PM] Gahars: But his knees give out
[8:04:13 PM] Gahars: And he collapses on the floor
[8:04:14 PM] Guild: Also alex where is that fucking face from*
[8:05:32 PM] Gahars: He can't reach his life alert and expires. No one finds him for a few hours. No one attends his funeral - he forgot his family left him to die in the home. He is buried in an unremarkable grave. No one visits.
[8:05:35 PM] Gahars: Thanks, Jay Leno
[8:05:38 PM] Gahars: And I don't know
[8:05:46 PM] Gahars: I saw someone use it and nabbed it for myself
[8:06:29 PM] Guild: His family comes home a week later at late night
[8:06:31 PM] Guild: Jay Leno is on
[8:06:44 PM] Guild: "Did you know that Justin Beiber is a thing?"
[8:06:52 PM] Guild: "Like you better Belieb it!"
[8:07:00 PM] Gahars: "Justin Bieber? Baby, baby, baby, no!"
[8:07:07 PM] Gahars: * CANNED LAUGHTER *
[8:08:07 PM] Guild: HAH HE MADE A JOKE FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS
[8:08:11 PM] Guild: I CAN RELATE TO BILLY WITH THIS
[8:09:46 PM] Gahars: "So that's what Rachel plays in iPodamajigger."
