Guerrillas In The Mist

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by AlanJohn, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. AlanJohn
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkf2k7yNLfU​
    We see the EoF these days, and we say to ourselves "Man, I'd punch that motherfucker in the dick", but we can't do that because we're on the internet.
    BUT NOT ANYMORE! Join our EoF-war guild named "Guerrillas In The Mist", we will bring the EoF back to it's former glory.
    Here is the qualifications needed to join us:
    • Over 1000 posts
    • You must be a man
    • No bronies (as I said, we need real men)
    • You must be well-known in GBAtemp
    • You'r account must be at least 1 years old
    • Your warn level has to be over 30%, or at least have logs of having such huge warns
    And here is what we will do:
    • Punch everyone who posts memes or using 9fag/reddit slang (I.E: Le)
    • Hit lemming in the face every time you see him/her
    • Everyone is equal in this guild, there are no leaders, and no pawns
    • If you are a staff member then you must spread out warns as much as you can
    • Post original content, or don't post anything at all
    • You will be given certain signatures which are mandatory
    • You must have enough balls to argue with The Catboy, he is our main target
    • Punch bronies in the face everytime you see one
    • Punch people who post memes and report everything you see that has a "9gag" watermark
    • 4chan stays in 4chan. 4chan is sacred.
    • Kick xAC3L3G3NDx in the fuck every time
    We are basically the Neo-Nazi's of the internet, but only not retarded assholes.
    Post in this thread if you want to join our guild.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    List of current members:
    • AlanJohn
    • Suprgamer
    • BortzANATOR
     
  2. Wizerzak

    Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    >Your account must be at least 2 years old

    Bye bye AlanJohn, you do not meet the criteria to be a member of this guild.
     
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  3. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Your, your a no nut!
     
  4. Thesolcity

    Thesolcity Wherever the light shines, it casts a shadow.

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    Your communist agenda of socialism will not be tolerated in my good, pure, and God-fearing EoF! :angry:
     
  5. AlanJohn
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    It is 2 years old.
    Well, 1.8, but 1.8 can be tranformed into 2.
    I know my maths, bitch.
     
  6. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Nope the restriction should be one year... wait :unsure: I cant count
    Then I fit all requirements :)
    you cant make a war you can't even participate in :lol:
     
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  7. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    i joined on '10 it's now '12!

    i've got no warns though and idk if i'm famous.

    edit: also vulpes' offer is better. i just need everyone to promise not to go overboard on the next sexy thread.
     
  8. Wizerzak

    Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    So I'm the only person in this thread so far that meets the date requirements. :L
     
  9. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Well, if the movement has no leader as it says, whats to stop anyone joining.
    But if AJ is the leader, the movement contradicts itself and auto-fails because he is >2

    Long Story short, fail movement.
    I'll stick to Nekotopia's EoF 2.0
     
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  10. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    Wait......
    Do you want Men in this? No women?
    That means only one thing...
     
  11. AlanJohn
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    Yes.
    The new hentmei will be a yaoi shota.
     
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  12. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    IF there would be a next hentmei.

    AJ i no longer love you. you broke your promise. i don't know what to believe anymore.
     
  13. AlanJohn
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    Guys ok I changed the rules.
    Now the warn must be 10% and only one year of service.
    We can kick ass.
     
  14. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Hi. :creep:
     
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  15. Wizerzak

    Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    Sorry, MEN (as in, the species of man / human) only, no Time Lords.
     
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  16. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Well, you did say person.
     
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  17. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    YSK that so far nobody who has posted in this thread has met every requirement set in the rules of the thread.
    Including and especially AlanJohn.
     
  18. Santee

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    Doesn't meet several requirements, casually strolls away.
     
  19. AlanJohn
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    Shut up whore.
    :wub:
     
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  20. Wizerzak

    Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    As far as he knows I do have over 30% warn. :P

    And please post my username all over the home page, I'm not sure how well known I am on this site. :unsure: