
>Be 17
>at girlfriends house
>We are alone
>im sporting a cock rocket
>Shes on her period
>I ask if i can get her in the butt
>She finally agrees after some begging and pleading
>I stick it in
>FUCK YEAH
>So i finish my business
>Pull out, too fast
>OHSHI-
>She shits all over the couch
>Shes SUPER embarassed
>Did i mention it was her parents WHITE couch?
>We franticly try to clean the couch
>We know we are dead
>Fuckmyass.jpg
Fast forward a few hours
>Her dad comes home
>Discovers couch
>Rages and asks what happened
>before i can speak up and take the heat, my gf covers for me
>BLAMES THE FUCKING FAMILY DOG
>Father seems to have calmed down
Few minutes later while we are watching tv, happily past the incident
>Hear the basement outside door open and close
>gunshot
>Dad shot the fucking dog
>mfw