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Green text stories by BORTZ at 12:17 AM (602 Views / 0 Likes) 7 replies

  1. BORTZ
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    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    >Be 17
    >at girlfriends house
    >We are alone
    >im sporting a cock rocket
    >Shes on her period
    >I ask if i can get her in the butt
    >She finally agrees after some begging and pleading
    >I stick it in
    >FUCK YEAH
    >So i finish my business
    >Pull out, too fast
    >OHSHI-
    >She shits all over the couch
    >Shes SUPER embarassed
    >Did i mention it was her parents WHITE couch?
    >We franticly try to clean the couch
    >We know we are dead
    >Fuckmyass.jpg

    Fast forward a few hours

    >Her dad comes home
    >Discovers couch
    >Rages and asks what happened
    >before i can speak up and take the heat, my gf covers for me
    >BLAMES THE FUCKING FAMILY DOG
    >Father seems to have calmed down

    Few minutes later while we are watching tv, happily past the incident

    >Hear the basement outside door open and close
    >gunshot
    >Dad shot the fucking dog
    >mfw
     
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    But...GBATemp isn't 4chan...

    Also, newfriends can't greentext lol
     
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    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    lol i know, im just trying to bring some sort of blood infusion of life into this dead corpse forum.
    lol newfags
     
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    At least it made me chuckle
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    Alright alright I got one.

    >Be 12 at friends house (also 12)
    >Playing Runescape like a boss
    >Friend: "Hey, wanna see something cool?"
    >Me: "Uhh...sure"
    >*Friend visits porn site*
    >I stare at boobies
    >I like boobies
    >Friend: "Let me get to the good page!"
    >Friend clicks BBW
    >NOPE.AVI
    >Me: "Uhhh...I have to leave now"
    >Leave forever
    >Never go back to his house
     
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    >Be 14, have 17 year old gf (also sisters friend lol)
    >3 weeks into relationship, I want to fuck
    >Her: "Let's do it in your sisters room! lolololol it'll be funny!"
    >Me: "Uhh...ok"
    >Stick penis into vagina
    >Turns out to be as tight as a 600lb man's pectorals
    >Me: "Uhh...I think someone's coming, we better stop"
    >Break up a week later
    >3 months ago from today
    >She's pregnant
    >Sawitcoming.jpg
     
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    >Be 7
    >Go to catholic school
    >Have wooden playground structure
    >Tiny space underneath one of the platforms
    >Lay down there with 2 friends during spring time to look up girls skirts
    >mfw we never got caught
    >mfw I have no face
     
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    >See thread
    >Realize this isn't 4chan
    >Spaghetti starts pouring from pockets
    >"b-b-back that ass up"
    >Open the door
    >Get on the floor
    >Everybody do the Dinosaur
     
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