1. flai

    flai Androgynous Apparently :)
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    At least you weren't caught on hentai, that situation could have gone from embarrassing to mortifying really easily.

    And m3rox, just because you aren't boning someone every hour of everyday doesn't mean your life sucks. Infact, your life must suck if you have to validate it with the existence of someone else. And its generally those who aren't getting any who would make a comment like that.
     
  2. jimmy j

    jimmy j Awesome for hire.
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    My ex used to enjoy watching porn now and again. She learned a few neat tricks from it too [​IMG]
     
  3. DarkAura

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    That's perfect though for a teenager. [​IMG] A horny teenager.

    Not me though.
     
  4. beedog19

    beedog19 GBAtemp Fan
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    Never been caught watching by parents. My roommate walked in once and I have been caught in possession twice when I was younger. got in trouble once because I was like 12, the second time nothing happened. that sucks for those of you who got caught.
     
  5. yus786

    yus786 GBAtemp Fan
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    all i gotta say is [​IMG]

    you musta got a right rollocking from your parents knowing what muslim parents are like!

    regards

    yus786
     
  6. Hiratai

    Hiratai I'm like *tick* *tick*
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    You had a roommate when you were 12?
     
  7. Westside

    OP Westside Sogdiana
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    My mother keeps repeating "How are you gonna face Allah?" while wiping her tears, making me feel twice as guilty... I was always not as religious as my parents wanted me to be.
     
  8. modshroom128

    modshroom128 GBAtemp Maniac
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    SAME! (muslim mom and everything)


    but she would NEVER cry and say something like "HOW WILL YOU FACE ALLAH WHEN YOU HAVE DEGRATED YOURSELF WITH PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS!"

    i know alot of muslims who have gotten caught looking at some pretty hardcore stuff [​IMG] i remember one of my friends moms said that god will punish him for getting his right hand pregnant [​IMG]
    your not treading on any new ground here bro...
     
  9. MADKATZ99

    MADKATZ99 GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    O_O YOUR ALL SICK!!

    *waves finger around furiously*
     
  10. amptor

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    no kidding.
     
  11. amptor

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    damn dude I dunno I do irc, work, study, game, and still have time to go hang out with my friends... gbatemp in itself doesn't offer me enough content to take up the majority of the day tho. anyhow a high sex drive is good but it'll plane off in your early 20's and then dip down later just don't get with the wrong chick, make sure you stick to your principles.
     
  12. ozzyzak

    ozzyzak GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    Wow....that's all I can say to this. It's really mind-boggling that you even thought this made sense to type out.

    I haven't been corrupted. I watch porn very often. So what. I'm a damn good person. The same could be said about all the games you play. Why don't YOU go do something worthwhile, like help your fellow human beings. Get off your console and go help someone in need. You come off as really preachy with this comment.

    My perception of life is not changed, I don't disrespect women, I'm not a low life. I haven't left my parents and I'm not immoral. If I could see you, I would punch you.
     
  13. Westside

    OP Westside Sogdiana
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    I left my house at 15 because my parents moved, and I wanted to stay in the same highschool. I joined the army reserves at 16, and I can say that maybe that was the cause. Everyone was jerking off at least 4 times a day, because there wasn't a chance in the three months of basic training to see women. On top of that no pornography was allowed on the base, it was actually considered as a chargable offence. By the end of basic training everyone was either gay or they became sex maniacs, I'm still straight, so you can guess. However, my parents always hated the fact that I joined the CANADIAN army, being muslims. If I even mentioned this, they would NOT let me rejoin after University.
     
  14. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear
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    OBJECTION!
    dude, thats a part of ricky gervais's stand-up..

    i got caught... twice
    wouldve been cuaght 3 times if my computer didnt freeze and i turned it off out of panic
    all data was lost [​IMG]

    puberty sucks in regards of hormones
    ive almost left it behind but i still get those akward erections whenever watching a something which turns me on
    i had to leave the room when we were all watching bedazzled...
    damn liz hurley is so hot in all those costumes
     
  15. emirof

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    XD I've been tricked [​IMG] ! ! Dunno who Ricky Gervais is but it's probably true what you're saying [​IMG]
     
  16. Qpido

    Qpido Call me Q.
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    Everyone seems to avoid the important thing...

    Did you finish?

    Q~
     
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