Got caught on porn

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  1. Westside
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    I was on porn yesterday, and my mother (who is a strict muslim) caught me... Imagine an adult getting caught by his religious parents on porn. For the first time in four years I was treated like a child again. Anyone else had moments like this?
     
  2. TLSpartan

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    I have been caught before, but I am a teenager not some dude living at home with his parents [​IMG] . How old are you Westside?
     
  3. Westside
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    19, I left home at 15 and came back recently.
     
  4. Redsquirrel

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    lol that sucks. sorry to hear dude.

    moral of the story: dont get caught watching porn
     
  5. Lee79

    Lee79 Hyper...Active...Team Fortress 2 Addict

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    No but i caught a friend watching porn and mastabating when his sister let me in his house and i went up to his room the look on his face was so funny. I learnt a lesson that day phone first before you go around anyone's house.
     
  6. ShadowXP

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    I hope it was corn porn!
     
  7. TLSpartan

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    I thought you were 40 for a second there [​IMG] . I caught my friends brother masturbating once. Most awkward 3 seconds of my life [​IMG]
     
  8. ozzyzak

    ozzyzak GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    I'm not a teenager and I live with my grandparents. So what? Maybe you've got money, but even with a decent job I can't affod to move out.
     
  9. TLSpartan

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    As long as you don't choose to live at home for the rest of your life. I personally couldn't stand living with my grandparents [​IMG]

    What I mean is, if you had the option to move out(had the money), but chose to stay living with your parents. It would be a little weird [​IMG]
     
  10. ozzyzak

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    My grandparents gave me a home when no one else would. I'm not in a huge hurry to leave, but if I had the chance I totally would take off. I want my own place but it's simply not in the cards. Can't exactly bring girls back to your grandparents house, ya know? [​IMG]
     
  11. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    Haha did he say he was cleaning it? [​IMG]
     
  12. TLSpartan

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    [​IMG] He just stared at me. It was one of those stares that feels like it goes for hours
     
  13. adgloride

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    You could get some kind of portable video player PSP, iPod, or zune. You could hide it under your covers and watch the videos. You are 19 though and old enough to watch them.
     
  14. Shelleeson

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    i'm here....silly.
    best idea ever
    or even keep it on your ds or your phone.................... so i've heard [​IMG]
     
  15. Wii_DS.

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    LMAO, never ever been caught myself.
     
  16. GeekyGuy

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    This topic = [​IMG]

    Ah...I feel for ya', man. Please tell us you weren't in the middle of "your business" when you got caught... [​IMG]
     
  17. emirof

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    Hehe, this reminds me of what happened to a friend who was watching some porn in his room. He had locked the door since others were at home and was watching it with his headphones on. At some moment he closed his eyes and just listened to he sounds [​IMG] and when he opened them again, there were some sandwiches and a glass of milk on his desk [​IMG] . So apparently he'd forgot to lock the door and his mother had come in and just placed them there and sneaked out again [​IMG]

    I'm glad something like that has never happened to me xD
     
  18. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    here is what you need to make your next porn watching experience better

    1. a lock for your door
    2. headphones
    3 a empty pringles can filled with vasoline


    and your pretty much set
     
  19. VVoltz

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  20. JPH

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    Never a good thing to get caught doing...
    My brother got caught looking that crap up at school last year.

    I've done it before (like every living male with internet access) and have stopped because all it will do is corrupt you (like a person I know) and is addictive.

    Do you know how embarassed,shamed and dirty I'd feel if someone saw me looking up pr0n?

    Hope all goes well and you're not in too much trouble...curiousity isn't a sin (the wise sayings of Albus Dumbledore:D)...