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[BoneMonkey]

Got a problem or question just post it and i will do my best to answer it

 

[TrolleyDave]

Why aren't there more bacon products?

 

[BoneMonkey]

Why aren't there more bacon products?

there is a secret organization named the illumibacon that steals all new bacon products and uses it for there own selfish needs for world domination.


next question!

 

[ScuberSteve]

Why is there only ONE BoneMonkey?
Wait. That's been answered already.
Why is there only ONE ScuberSteve?

 

[Bob Evil]

Why is there only ONE BoneMonkey?
Wait. That's been answered already.
Why is there only ONE ScuberSteve?

Because one is already too many?

 

[ScuberSteve]

Why is there only ONE BoneMonkey?
Wait. That's been answered already.
Why is there only ONE ScuberSteve?

Because one is already too many?

Or because one is equivalent to 6 Bob Evils?

 

[BoneMonkey]

Why is there only ONE BoneMonkey?
Wait. That's been answered already.
Why is there only ONE ScuberSteve?

the world cannot handle two scubersteves if two scubersteves would occupy the same space the universe would implode

 

[Bob Evil]

Why is there only ONE BoneMonkey?
Wait. That's been answered already.
Why is there only ONE ScuberSteve?

Because one is already too many?

Or because one is equivalent to 6 Bob Evils?

haha you wish ... I am the Aleph ...

 

[Westside]

1. What do you think of Uzbekistan?

2. Rocky or Porno?
3. Celine Dion or Michael Bolton?
5. Why did I skip #4?
6. Why is this turning out to be a KYT: Bonedonkey?

 

[ScuberSteve]

1. What do you think of Uzbekistan?

2. Rocky or Porno?
3. Celine Dion or Michael Bolton?
5. Why did I skip #4?
6. Why is this turning out to be a KYT: Bonedonkey?

1. It's greater than _______stan from what I hear.
2. Porno.
3. Nail in the ear.
5. Because you once caught your girlfriend cheating on you with #4
6. Cause I'm not in the non-space of not here?

 

[BoneMonkey]

1. What do you think of Uzbekistan?

2. Rocky or Porno?
3. Celine Dion or Michael Bolton?
5. Why did I skip #4?
6. Why is this turning out to be a KYT: Bonedonkey?

1. couldn't care less
2. porno
3. niether cause im not a gay homo
5. you skipped 4 cause you can't count
6. enough questions i want bacon!

 

[Destructobot]

I need someone dead. How much will it cost me?

 

[Westside]

1. What do you think of Uzbekistan?

2. Rocky or Porno?
3. Celine Dion or Michael Bolton?
5. Why did I skip #4?
6. Why is this turning out to be a KYT: Bonedonkey?

1. couldn't care less
2. porno
3. niether cause im not a gay homo
5. you skipped 4 cause you can't count
6. enough questions i want bacon!

You're the donkey who wanted to be asked questions.

 

[BoneMonkey]

I need someone dead. How much will it cost me?

500 USD and i can have it done in a hour

* sharpens his spork

 

[xcalibur]

How do you feel about scubersteve answering your questions?
Could you do me some sexual favors and sleep with all the members of the examining board so I get an A for all my exams?
How much is my "Undying Love and Eternal Friendship" worth to you?
Is this a KYT?
There's this bit of green skin under my elbow... what do I do?
The girl I kidnapped refuses to succumb to stockholm syndrome. How do I make her fall in love with me?

 

[BoneMonkey]

1. What do you think of Uzbekistan?

2. Rocky or Porno?
3. Celine Dion or Michael Bolton?
5. Why did I skip #4?
6. Why is this turning out to be a KYT: Bonedonkey?

1. couldn't care less
2. porno
3. niether cause im not a gay homo
5. you skipped 4 cause you can't count
6. enough questions i want bacon!

You're the donkey who wanted to be asked questions.

you only get 1 question not 5 !

 

[Westside]

How do you feel about scubersteve answering your questions?
Could you do me some sexual favors and sleep with all the members of the examining board so I get an A for all my exams?
How much is my "Undying Love and Eternal Friendship" worth to you?
Is this a KYT?
There's this bit of green skin under my elbow... what do I do?
The girl I kidnapped refuses to succumb to stockholm syndrome. How do I make her fall in love with me?

Lol, x, if bonedoney does sexual favors for the examining board, you'd be lucky to get an F.

 

[xcalibur]

How do you feel about scubersteve answering your questions?
Could you do me some sexual favors and sleep with all the members of the examining board so I get an A for all my exams?
How much is my "Undying Love and Eternal Friendship" worth to you?
Is this a KYT?
There's this bit of green skin under my elbow... what do I do?
The girl I kidnapped refuses to succumb to stockholm syndrome. How do I make her fall in love with me?

Lol, x, if bonedoney does sexual favors for the examining board, you'd be lucky to get an F.

Ah but by sexual favors I meant grinding up his bone and serving it to the members of teh examining board so they can all have one big orgy. Bonemonkey Bone is an aphrodisiac, don't ya know?

 

[TrolleyDave]

Is gravity really just the effect of oxygen and air being incredibly dense but light molecules? Hence the reason helium balloons seem to defy gravity. Could the fact that humans are getting taller as we devour the things that create oxygen also help to support this insane theory?

 

[Man18]

how do I properly cook bacon?