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  1. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    Got a problem or question just post it and i will do my best to answer it
     


  2. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Why aren't there more bacon products?
     
  3. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    there is a secret organization named the illumibacon that steals all new bacon products and uses it for there own selfish needs for world domination.


    next question!
     
  4. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    Why is there only ONE BoneMonkey?
    Wait. That's been answered already.
    Why is there only ONE ScuberSteve?
     
  5. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

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    Because one is already too many?
     
  6. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    Or because one is equivalent to 6 Bob Evils?
     
  7. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    the world cannot handle two scubersteves if two scubersteves would occupy the same space the universe would implode
     
  8. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

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    haha you wish ... I am the Aleph ...
     
  9. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    1. What do you think of Uzbekistan? [​IMG]
    2. Rocky or Porno?
    3. Celine Dion or Michael Bolton?
    5. Why did I skip #4?
    6. Why is this turning out to be a KYT: Bonedonkey? [​IMG]
     
  10. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    1. It's greater than _______stan from what I hear.
    2. Porno.
    3. Nail in the ear.
    5. Because you once caught your girlfriend cheating on you with #4
    6. Cause I'm not in the non-space of not here?
     
  11. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    1. couldn't care less
    2. porno
    3. niether cause im not a gay homo
    5. you skipped 4 cause you can't count
    6. enough questions i want bacon!
     
  12. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    I need someone dead. How much will it cost me?
     
  13. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    [​IMG] You're the donkey who wanted to be asked questions.
     
  14. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    500 USD and i can have it done in a hour

    * sharpens his spork
     
  15. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    How do you feel about scubersteve answering your questions?
    Could you do me some sexual favors and sleep with all the members of the examining board so I get an A for all my exams?
    How much is my "Undying Love and Eternal Friendship" worth to you?
    Is this a KYT?
    There's this bit of green skin under my elbow... what do I do?
    The girl I kidnapped refuses to succumb to stockholm syndrome. How do I make her fall in love with me?
     
  16. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    you only get 1 question not 5 !
     
  17. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Lol, x, if bonedoney does sexual favors for the examining board, you'd be lucky to get an F.
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  18. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    Ah but by sexual favors I meant grinding up his bone and serving it to the members of teh examining board so they can all have one big orgy. Bonemonkey Bone is an aphrodisiac, don't ya know? [​IMG]
     
  19. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Is gravity really just the effect of oxygen and air being incredibly dense but light molecules? Hence the reason helium balloons seem to defy gravity. Could the fact that humans are getting taller as we devour the things that create oxygen also help to support this insane theory?
     
  20. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    how do I properly cook bacon?