Goojje Search Engine Launches in the Motherland

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Feb 10, 2010
  1. Vidboy10
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    I thought that Elgoog was quite popular in China, at least for a while. This looks pretty humorous. They even make knock offs of our search engines now!
     
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    Elgoog sounds like the Spanish version.
     
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    Elgoog is only popular because of the banning of google and the fact that because everything is in reverse it bypasses chinese filters.
     
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    how did the Chinese government not catch on?? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Gee, this looks familiar. Maybe I'll use it to look up Google.

    FYI, the motherland is Africa.
     
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    actually it's Russia [​IMG]
     
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    No, it's Africa. Africa is where manking first appeared. We then spread out across the globe, evolving into different races along the way.

    History: look it up [​IMG]
     
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    how come were not all black than?? [​IMG]
    PURE BS
     
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    So...Google pulled out of China, and now...China release a brand new Goojje Fail...how wonderful...
     
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    Google did not pull out of china.Read the news post fully.
     
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    Fine, considered pulling out of China. I should start being more conservative about half of the news related stuff I post.
     
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    Read about this on another site (can't remember which). I wonder how long it'll last in it's current form.

     
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    yeah just cos it in a wiki it's real [​IMG] life on this planet didn't start in 1 place it started all over and evolved. if all life started in Africa how come everyone on earth isn't black? [​IMG]
     
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    What kind of question is that? That's like asking why everyone from England isn't white. You stated it yourself, people evolved, and in that evolution, gained different skin color.
     
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    Oh great, an evolutionist! [​IMG]

    Well, that's such a rip, it isn't even funny.
     
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    And that said, Back on Topic?


    (EVOLUTION!)
     
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    It's still more of a theory than anything, just because Mitochondrial Eve/Adam link back there doesn't mean it's true.

    As for Africa being the origin of civilisation, there doesn't seem to be much there now [​IMG]
     
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    Well, when I think of Motherland I think of Soviet Russia. But then this article would make no sense, since in Soviet Russia, Google searches you.

    Anyway, let's talk about "Goojje", not motherlands [​IMG]
     
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    Hehe, this is old news.

    ??[jie jie] means older sister, not just sister, hence why they chose the name [​IMG]

    Gizmondo's reporting is inaccurate, Google China (??) [gu ge] sounds a bit like ?? [ge ge] or older brother. So they've chosen the name as a parody.
     

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