Goojje Search Engine Launches in the Motherland

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  1. Vidboy10
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  2. Guild McCommunist

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    I thought that Elgoog was quite popular in China, at least for a while. This looks pretty humorous. They even make knock offs of our search engines now!
     
  3. asdf

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    Elgoog sounds like the Spanish version.
     
  4. jgu1994

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    Elgoog is only popular because of the banning of google and the fact that because everything is in reverse it bypasses chinese filters.
     
  5. blainy

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    how did the Chinese government not catch on?? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. SPH73

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    Gee, this looks familiar. Maybe I'll use it to look up Google.

    FYI, the motherland is Africa.
     
  7. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    actually it's Russia [​IMG]
     
  8. m3rox

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    No, it's Africa. Africa is where manking first appeared. We then spread out across the globe, evolving into different races along the way.

    History: look it up [​IMG]
     
  9. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    how come were not all black than?? [​IMG]
    PURE BS
     
  10. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    So...Google pulled out of China, and now...China release a brand new Goojje Fail...how wonderful...
     
  11. zuron7

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    Google did not pull out of china.Read the news post fully.
     
  12. ProtoKun7

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    Fine, considered pulling out of China. I should start being more conservative about half of the news related stuff I post.
     
  13. Takeshi

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    Read about this on another site (can't remember which). I wonder how long it'll last in it's current form.

     
  14. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    yeah just cos it in a wiki it's real [​IMG] life on this planet didn't start in 1 place it started all over and evolved. if all life started in Africa how come everyone on earth isn't black? [​IMG]
     
  15. asdf

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    What kind of question is that? That's like asking why everyone from England isn't white. You stated it yourself, people evolved, and in that evolution, gained different skin color.
     
  16. juggernaut911

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    Oh great, an evolutionist! [​IMG]

    Well, that's such a rip, it isn't even funny.
     
  17. DjoeN

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    Somewhere in this potatoland!
    And that said, Back on Topic?


    (EVOLUTION!)
     
  18. Law

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    It's still more of a theory than anything, just because Mitochondrial Eve/Adam link back there doesn't mean it's true.

    As for Africa being the origin of civilisation, there doesn't seem to be much there now [​IMG]
     
  19. Guild McCommunist

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    Well, when I think of Motherland I think of Soviet Russia. But then this article would make no sense, since in Soviet Russia, Google searches you.

    Anyway, let's talk about "Goojje", not motherlands [​IMG]
     
  20. arctic_flame

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    Hehe, this is old news.

    ??[jie jie] means older sister, not just sister, hence why they chose the name [​IMG]

    Gizmondo's reporting is inaccurate, Google China (??) [gu ge] sounds a bit like ?? [ge ge] or older brother. So they've chosen the name as a parody.