God has spoken to me!

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Mar 6, 2008

God has spoken to me! by VVoltz at 2:08 AM (1,204 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. VVoltz
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    But my music was too loud and I couldn't hear a thing!
     
  2. Destructobot

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    No harm done then!
     
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    Im sorry for you..
    It was about you just won 100 Million.... And you need to send god 200.000 to get them.
     
  4. xJonny

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    I heard him, he said "God doesn't exist"
     
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    How did he even say it then?
     
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    The God that spoke to him was in his own mind, because that's the only place god exists.
     
  7. Spikey

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    I think you heard him backwards. It was really his dog that spoke to him. Something entirely different. [​IMG]
     
  8. xJonny

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    Yeah, it's not like he tells people what stuff to write in some sort of holy or sacred books.

    Pfft, that would just be silly. [​IMG]
     
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    DO NOT MOCK ME, MORTALS !


    Oh Bugger ! So much for keeping a low profile........ my son's gonna be sooo mad at me
     
  10. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    I'm so mad I could chew wood and spit nails!

    ... ahhh meezuz, why didn't I think of that before!
     
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    That wasn't God that was me in a deep voice. God dammit VVoltz if we're gonna have a future together YOU MUST LISTEN!
     
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    It's not like we don't know what he wanted to say though. He was all like: gbatemp members are the chosen ones and california is theirs from now on.

    God rocks. [​IMG]
     
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    I hate it when that happens, last time God spoke to me he called me the N-word
     
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    Member Agjsdfd My title

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    The title sounds like spam mails, which I have been getting lately a lot. I delete them straight away.
     
  16. VVoltz
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    i only remember hearing something about clay moore....
     
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    now that I think of it, he had mexican accent and mentioned the Beatles at least three times......... ??
     

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