that guy sitting on the rainbow
"I swear i'm not a pedophile"
or
"come here, let me touch you in your naughty bits, no one is going to know, unless you tell, then i have no choice but to kill you."
or
"wait a minute, they cancel my show? How come?"
or
"I take this many drugs a day! because sitting on this rainbow is making me look gay"
or
"i'm starting this internet thing early; can't wait for this chatting thing i'm hearing about then i can start talking to people more than half my age"