Girl Bites Hamburger

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Apr 6, 2007

Girl Bites Hamburger by dice at 9:28 PM (2,229 Views / 0 Likes) 19 replies

  1. dice
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    WTF? I don't think she was at fault. If this man was stalking her, she defened herself.
     
  3. lagman

    Former Staff lagman I wish I was green.

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    That gotta hurts
     
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    If she was drunk, there goes her credibility in this story.
     
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    Former Staff lagman I wish I was green.

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    What happened to the good ol´ kick on the nuts?
     
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    LOL, Do you think she could get arrested for that?\

    Funny how they call it a hamburger though lol
     
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    This was in a disco - a public place presumably with other people around. How was she in danger?
     
  8. lagman

    Former Staff lagman I wish I was green.

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    My guess:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburg
     
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    Who ever wrote up the title of that article deserves a medal. [​IMG]

    Oh, and OUCH!
     
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    he said he felt like it was Xmas he must have been on the naughty list. [​IMG]
     
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    Ouch! This is why I avoid oral sex.
     
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    [​IMG] good on her too [​IMG]
     
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    Are you out of your f'n mind? You're in a club that serves drinks. There will be some idiots (both genders) that don't get the picture, but does that justify aggravated assault? If you don't like the environment, GTFO.
     
  14. jumpman17

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    Under no circumstances should you ever bite someone there. She could have just left, or given him a nice slap in face, or called security on him.

    I'll tell you right now, here's what really happened:
    This girl is drunk out of her mind at a club where everyone knows you'll get hit on if you go there because everyone is drunk out of their minds. This guy hits on her that she doesn't like, but she's too drunk to talk, so she does the logical thing that any drunk person would see as the right thing to do by biting his doo-dad.
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    My doo-dad hurts just thinkin' about it..

    Moral of the story:

    Don't Feed The
    Drunk Chicks!
     
  17. Shelleeson

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    [​IMG] i LOL'd
     
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    What on earth?
    "doo-dad"?
    Just say penis, LOL
     
  19. dice
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    or richard
     
  20. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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