Gimmeh Mai Coffee

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Nimbus, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Nimbus
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    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    I will consume your souls and raze the very earth which you stand upon this very instant if you do not make me a chicken curry, and coffee right now!

    *Razes ground anyway*

    At least make me the coffee...and I may spare you...maybe..."Uwahahahahaha!" NO DECAF EITHER! I'LL VAPORIZE YOU IN AN INSTANT IF YOU GIVE ME DECAF!

    Now fullfil your dark lords request, lest you be burnt off the face of the land!

    *Insert demonic laugh here*
     


  2. Paarish

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    id rather give you some CAT CURRY! [​IMG]
     
  3. FrozenIndignation

    FrozenIndignation Tyrant R. of ye olde Prinny Squad

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    I [​IMG] you nimbus [​IMG]

    Edit: *eats demonic cat curry*
     
  4. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    Here's a nice, steaming bowl of cat curry and decaf coffee!
     
  5. Nimbus
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    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    *Vaporizes Hydreigon*

    WHAT DID I JUST SAY! CHICKEN CURRY, AND NO DECALF!

    *Razes half the EoF*
     
  6. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    Nice try. You got my decoy.
     
  7. Nimbus
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    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    Ewehehehehe...I know...

    But you all have nowhere to run now, I've razed half the EoF, including the entrance.

    Making matters even worse "Giggle" for you, I've summoned demonic puppets to block any chance of you flying off!

    Everything...will....burn....if....I....don't....get.....my....non-decaf...extra-caffine...coffee....

    "Fwahahahahahahahahaha"
     
  8. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    You razed the entrance, but not the exit! [​IMG]

    Too late! Already flew off! Oh, here's a non-non-decaf coffee! smoooochies~
     
  9. Nimbus
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    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    *Razes Exit*

    *Demonic Voice*: Nothing shall escape...everything shall burn...everything will become zero again!
     
  10. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    *divides by zero and escapes through hole*
     
  11. Nimbus
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    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    *Demonic Loli voice*: You fool! Only Chuck Norris can do that!

    However thanks to that, you've just done my job for me. Everything will burn now! Everything will become zero again! And I shall reign as the dark overlord over the new dark lands. Nothing shall stand up to me! Your escape only delays the inevitable...

    *Draws twisted and demonic longsword*

    PERISH EOF!
     
  12. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    Can't let you do that, Star Fox.
     
  13. FrozenIndignation

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    *steals everyone's souls*

    Soul curry [​IMG]
     
  14. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    I DON'T HAVE A SOUL, NOR DO I HAVE A HEART.
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  15. pistone

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    in your heart...coz secretly you love me !!!!
    ill give yuo 3$ for nimbus soul ........... and 100$ for the soul curry [​IMG]
     
  16. Nimbus
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    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    You fools....

    You cannot steal a demonic puppetmaster's soul...I shall just possess you instead.
     
  17. pistone

    pistone GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    in your heart...coz secretly you love me !!!!
    nope you cant ........im already possessed by like 665 daemons [​IMG]
     
  18. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    THE MOOOOOOOON!
    *takes a piss in front of Nimbus*
     
  19. Nimbus
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    Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    *Makes Hydreigons body instantly explode in a bloody mess*

    Now...wont you dance with me? Who...will...dance...with...me?
     
  20. Hydreigon

    Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    THE MOOOOOOOON!
    Yet another decoy.