Gimmeh Mai Coffee

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Aug 2, 2011

Gimmeh Mai Coffee by Nimbus at 8:23 PM (885 Views / 0 Likes) 30 replies

  1. Nimbus
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    Member Nimbus sudo /usr/bin make-me-a-coffee --nosugar --cream=1

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    I will consume your souls and raze the very earth which you stand upon this very instant if you do not make me a chicken curry, and coffee right now!

    *Razes ground anyway*

    At least make me the coffee...and I may spare you...maybe..."Uwahahahahaha!" NO DECAF EITHER! I'LL VAPORIZE YOU IN AN INSTANT IF YOU GIVE ME DECAF!

    Now fullfil your dark lords request, lest you be burnt off the face of the land!

    *Insert demonic laugh here*
     


  2. Paarish

    Member Paarish Connor's Nublet

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    id rather give you some CAT CURRY! [​IMG]
     
  3. FrozenIndignatio

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    I [​IMG] you nimbus [​IMG]

    Edit: *eats demonic cat curry*
     
  4. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    Here's a nice, steaming bowl of cat curry and decaf coffee!
     
  5. Nimbus
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    *Vaporizes Hydreigon*

    WHAT DID I JUST SAY! CHICKEN CURRY, AND NO DECALF!

    *Razes half the EoF*
     
  6. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    Nice try. You got my decoy.
     
  7. Nimbus
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    Ewehehehehe...I know...

    But you all have nowhere to run now, I've razed half the EoF, including the entrance.

    Making matters even worse "Giggle" for you, I've summoned demonic puppets to block any chance of you flying off!

    Everything...will....burn....if....I....don't....get.....my....non-decaf...extra-caffine...coffee....

    "Fwahahahahahahahahaha"
     
  8. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    You razed the entrance, but not the exit! [​IMG]

    Too late! Already flew off! Oh, here's a non-non-decaf coffee! smoooochies~
     
  9. Nimbus
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    *Razes Exit*

    *Demonic Voice*: Nothing shall escape...everything shall burn...everything will become zero again!
     
  10. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    *divides by zero and escapes through hole*
     
  11. Nimbus
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    *Demonic Loli voice*: You fool! Only Chuck Norris can do that!

    However thanks to that, you've just done my job for me. Everything will burn now! Everything will become zero again! And I shall reign as the dark overlord over the new dark lands. Nothing shall stand up to me! Your escape only delays the inevitable...

    *Draws twisted and demonic longsword*

    PERISH EOF!
     
  12. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    Can't let you do that, Star Fox.
     
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    *steals everyone's souls*

    Soul curry [​IMG]
     
  14. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    I DON'T HAVE A SOUL, NOR DO I HAVE A HEART.
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    ill give yuo 3$ for nimbus soul ........... and 100$ for the soul curry [​IMG]
     
  16. Nimbus
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    You fools....

    You cannot steal a demonic puppetmaster's soul...I shall just possess you instead.
     
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    nope you cant ........im already possessed by like 665 daemons [​IMG]
     
  18. Hydreigon

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    *takes a piss in front of Nimbus*
     
  19. Nimbus
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    *Makes Hydreigons body instantly explode in a bloody mess*

    Now...wont you dance with me? Who...will...dance...with...me?
     
  20. Hydreigon

    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    Yet another decoy.
     

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