Sorry, I've been messing with this all last night and this morning and I've hit my frustration limit. I've been following the guide here: http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/19/how-to-play-xenoblade-chronicles-if-you-live-in-america/ I do not have an external HDD. I do have a DVD burner. I burnt a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles to a DVD-R. Then I also put Neogamma on my SD card. I ran it and it said it couldn't run the game, citing error 00053000, I believe, and then said DVD-R + No cIOS. I am stumped as to where to go from here. Can anyone help a poor old man on the verge of tears?