GBAtemp's Prophecy

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Jun 13, 2008

GBAtemp's Prophecy by VVoltz at 2:32 AM (1,172 Views / 0 Likes) 15 replies

  1. VVoltz
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    Member VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    *VVoltz™ blanks his eyes and enters into stupor*

    "It said that in the seventh day of the year of the Ox the chosen one will arrive. Wielding a cape, deep eyes and a true spirit.
    The chosen one can bring balance to the Forums or its destruction. The choice will be his or her alone.
    As a sign, a little before his arrival all Bacon will disappear from the world, the so called tshu will return, the Testing Area will be renamed as the Wasting Area, pirates will finally defeat ninjas for good, Gmail will stop being beta, PlayStation Home will be launched and the one known as Ace Gunman will change his name to Ace the Mexican.
    "

    *VVoltz™ wakes up*

    WTF!?
     
  2. ScuberSteve

    ScuberSteve Newbie

    Hmm...
    Ace Gunman, my friend is going to Fredericton (sp?) in the summer, and I'm expecting her to take as many random pictures as possible.

    I'm expecting rocks, trees, and Sobeys.

    And possibly an Ace Gunman/fat basement dweller in the land of rednecks.
     
  3. xcalibur

    Member xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    Sooooo..... Never?
     
  4. VVoltz
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    It's inevitable buddy
     
  5. CockroachMan

    Member CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    Fixed
     
  6. Szyslak

    Member Szyslak Nudibranch Lover

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    *booming voice

    And There Will Be Cheese. And It Will Be Gouda.
     
  7. Linkiboy

    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Playstation Home vs Duke Nukem Forever

    FIGHT
     
  8. JPH

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    You seem to have heard the prophecy wrong...or at least misread it. [​IMG]
     
  9. DarkAura

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    NO YOU GOT IT WRONG! NINJAS KICK PIRATES' ASS CUZ DEY ARE TEH NOT SEEN!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  10. PBC

    Member PBC What!? I can change this??

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    haha ... and he said Let there be DS lite. And it was good. And adam and eve were placed in the garden of modchips(eden)...but told never to touch the rom directory (tree of knowledge)....the evil snake (pirates) lured eve to take a giga(bite) from this tree. And she shared these games with adam (download play)...when god found out he got pissed (IP BAN). So forever they were not allowed to download again from the rom directory and were cast into the world to feel the pain of shovelware.
     
  11. xcalibur

    Member xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    I like cheeze.
     
  12. coolbho3000

    Member coolbho3000 GBATemp Kikkoman Naturally Brewed SoySauce Fanatic

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  13. Veho

    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    These are the signs of our time.



    But Gmail will never go out of Beta. You hear me? Nevar!
     
  14. moozxy

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    I thought they'd just adopted "beta" into the name. So it's called google beta mail.
     
  15. xcalibur

    Member xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    No. There is more than one prophecy.
    Besides, you know how innaccurate and useless these things are anyway.
    Though if this all comes true, the apocalypse of man might not be far away.
     
  16. xalphax

    Member xalphax Internet killed the Ponystar.

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    as a matter of fact im very familiar with prophecies...

    the ninja/pirate part was just transposed.

    thats all.
     

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