Hey fellow Tempers! This thread is dedicated to the slowly dying art of "The Joke." Classic joke-telling is being replaced by GIF's, Memes, sloganing, and generally just dying out. Post up the jokes that made you chuckle! We do have to observe a few ground rules though... 1. No jokes of discriminatory, stereotyping, generally offensive nature. This includes racial, religious, political, ethnic, and sexual orientation based material. You can spew that shit at your klan meeting, but it does not belong here. 2. No blatantly sexual material. We have a younger age group that visits this forum, so it should go without explanation that it's inappropriate. 3. No flaming people. Period. Not because it's not funny to you, not because it's old and you heard it before, and not because you found something to be offensive. If you feel it's offensive, report it immediately, and if you feel the need to call out the poster, do it in PM or let the Mods do their jobs. This has already been discussed with a staff member. 4.Mods/Admins have the final say on what's acceptable and what's not. If you feel unsure, send a PM and ask for a staff members opinion. They're all good guys...well, maybe not p1ng, he scares the shit outta me!! 5. Try and have fun with this. It can go 2 ways, really well or really...not...well. If we keep it on track and free of carnage, I'm sure it'll be a nice thread to keep on your watch list. So, without further ado, I present the first contribution... A man is speeding over a bridge, doing 70 in a 55 speed limit area. As he gets to the end, he sees he's being pulled over by a police officer. He pulls off, and the officer comes to the window. The officer asks the man for his license and paperwork. After the man hands over the documents, the officer tells him his shift will be over soon, so if the man can surprise him, he'll let him go. The man says "well, I'm late for work." The officer responds "cmon bud, you can do better." The man retorts quickly, "No officer, it's true and my job is extremely important." The officers inquires, "Is that so! What's this extremely important job you do?" The man responds, "Well I'm an asshole stretcher, I stretch an asshole with hands till it's about 6 ft." Curious and slightly disturbed, the officer inquires further, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" "Give it a radar gun and put it by a bridge." Smiles the man back.