GBAtemp vs. JA Government

[BlackDave]

Bring out the Street Fighters!!!

 

[PettingZoo]

We've ran out of R4 carts, load the cannons with weeaboos!

 

[Njrg]

Wave your dick around. It scares off the homophobe armies and seduces the gay ones.

 

[Deleted-171178]

I backstab the pyro while he is taunting and change my disguise to heavy.

ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

 

[iYoshi-]

I SHALL FIGHT THEM ASWELL

 

[agentgamma]

ENEMY NUKE INCOMING
3.. 2.. 1..
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[Deleted_171835]

GBATEMP COULD NOT FIND THE STREET FIGHTERS....

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GBATEMP LOADS THE CANNONS WITH WEEABOOS.

THE JA IS CONFUSED BY THE JAPANGLISH SPOKEN TO THEM. THEY CAPTURE ALL THE WEEABOOS



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Toni Plutonij waves his dick around.

600 MARINES RUN AWAY. 200 CANADIANS FALL DEAD. 7,000 BRITS FAINT.



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beegeE7730 BACKSTABS THE PYRO AND CHANGED TO THE DISGUISE OF THE HEAVY.

THE JA DOESN'T NOTICE.


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iYoshi DECIDES TO FIGHT THEM!

THE BRITS GO CRAZY?


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AN ENEMY NUCLEAR WEAPON IS FIRED. WILL EXPLODE IN..3..2..1

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
WHAT DOES GBATEMP DO?

 

[Minox]

Spycheck.

 

[Deleted_171835]

GBATEMP SPYCHECKS...

*cue dramatic music*


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SOME NOOB IN THE GBATEMP HQ MAKES A POST ASKING FOR A POKEMON BLACK ANTI-PIRACY PATCH.

ALL MARINES DESTROYED...

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CANADIAN FORCES GET READY TO DRIVE A LEOPARD C1 TANK INTO THE GBATEMP HQ.

 

[Cablephish]

I'ma firin' ma laser at the tank.

 

[Deleted_171835]

CABLEFISH FIRES HIS LAZOR AT THE TANK.

*BOOM*

TANK ELIMINATED. WHAT SHOULD GBATEMP DO? THE JA IS STALLED.

 

[toguro_max]

Bring a cinema screen with the helicopter from Choplifter, and Rickroll all the JA.

 

[Ace]

Make above rickrolling device a DDoS-er of all JA Government's-related websites and robot-controlled soldiers/mechanical devices. Also, send me, Ace Gunman and any other Ace-related people to the front of our massive army of 4600+ visitors/day.

 

[Jamstruth]

Jamstruth proposes a pre-emptive strike. Jamstruth fires vast amounts of bad singing at enemy encampment

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

The GIRLs use their :dong:s to fight the JA.

 

[mameks]

Costello uses lion's roar on JA.